Thursday, May 07, 2020

PREZ TRUMP'S PERSONAL VALET TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!!!

National news today that impacts every voter across the nation as the pandemic continues . . . Read more:

Trump's personal valet tests positive for coronavirus

One of President Donald Trump's personal valets, who works in the West Wing serving the president his meals among other duties, has tested positive for coronavirus, the closet the virus is known to have come to the president, said a White House official.

48 comments:

MDSF said...

...He can't get it 'cause he's protected by god!
...........right?

Anonymous said...

Thoughts and prayers for President Traitor.

Anonymous said...

You shouldn’t mock God, fuckface.

Anonymous said...

Guessing the valet wasn't taking hydroxychloroquine, zinc, and z-pak.

Anonymous said...

And the market is up 300 points.

Byron Funkhouser said...

You can't mock god, because there isn't one, fuckface.

"Is there a proper blessing for the Tsar?"

"Welll, let's see, may god bless & keep the tsar ... far away from us!"

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he's second guessing his refusal to wear a mask.

Anonymous said...

Extra time in the tanning bed scheduled today to soak in those healing UV rays.

Anonymous said...

Mr. President, I hear disinfectant injections to clean the lungs are helpful.

What do you have to lose?

Anonymous said...

Byron is going to Hell.

Anonymous said...

bLIEron is the spawn of the devil as are the rest of the Karen’s above who mock the greatest President evar.

Karen- Their defining essence is “entitlement, selfishness, a desire to complain”

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Hell bLIEron, if there’s no god does that mean there’s no devil or hell?

You can’t blame god for all your shortfalls in life when you yourself didn’t do anything to help yourself. Blame the dims for your failures because they enabled you all your welfare abusing life.

Anonymous said...

Charges against Flynn are dropped by the DOJ. Just another example of how the Dems don't give a damn about the rule of law. I hope they pay for it in November. The ends don't justify the means. Even if you have Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), it's no excuse for lying and cheating to get your way. Time for the Dems to quit acting like babies when they lose an election and try to win an election honestly. All the millions in taxpaper money wasted on these false charges against Trump and his staff should be reimbursed by the DNC.

Anonymous said...

^^^STFU tin foil. Flynn plead guilty. You know what innocent people don't do, plead fucking guilty you fucking twat. The FBI handles drug dealers, embezzlers and other common criminals the same fucking way Flynn was handled.

Guess who gets daily testing now while the rest of the country just has to deal with the virus. Yeah, the assholes in the WH.

Anonymous said...

Almighty God has ordained President Trump to lead this country, through this time.
God has placed His divine protection upon him. This virus will not harm him.
His enemies who laugh and scream for his death will wail and scream in bitterness because they wished harm upon God's Anointed.
God's vengeance is at hand.
Be ready.
Be aware.

Anonymous said...

This is Sleepy Joe Biden, I did not have sexual relations with Tara Reade.

Anonymous said...

This is Sleepy Joe again; I'm,so nervous about Tara Reade that I shit my Depends again.

Please call my sister-wife to rush home and get this thing off me!

Why did she duct tape it? She knows I can't figure things out! WHY???

Anonymous said...

Call 911....I fell and I'm in a world of shit right now!

Just tell them its Sleepy Joe; they know the address. HURRY!!!

Anonymous said...

Sniff, sniff, It's me adderrall Donnie. Sniff. Anyone got any extra sudafed?

I'm gettin my lean on in my oversized suit thinkin about bangin some porn stars and cuttin some checks to keep em quiet. You can do that shit when you're a big star.

BTW, where's Ivanka? I want a lap dance.

Anonymous said...

Flynn only pled guilty after the Mueller team left him in finanical ruin because he had to hire lawyers to fight against the BS charges, and then they threatened to after his son with some other false charges. Mueller also told the FBI agents to wipe their phones clean so evidence couldn't be gathered. Mueller, Comey, Schiff and others should rot in hell for what they've done to people, including the American taxpayer.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine seeing your uncontrollable, hysterical body language, popped neck veins and spittle flying out of your mouth. Classic TDS symptoms.

Anonymous said...

I am sure 1:03 has added a lot to life. LOL...Standard chant comments of a career fuck tard.

Anonymous said...

3:18 - pretty much what a guilty guy gives as excuses huh? that thar government made me hire a looyeah. I culdn't ford one so I had to plead gilty.

Fucking Trumpers. you're a dumb bunch of gullible fucking morons. he's counting on it.

Go get your fucking tin foil hat back on and get back in the basement. You fucking weirdo.

Anonymous said...

3:18 - Went after his son with false charges? Ergo, I'm gonna have to plead guilty. Makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Meds, 2:59. Meds.

BTW were you this defensive about Obama? Thought not.

Anonymous said...

These dishonest government lawyers have unlimited funds, and they know the other party doesn't. They know they can break you financially even when they don't have a real case. They're scumbags!

Anonymous said...

4:07

Obama was and is an agent of Satan.

Anonymous said...

So you're pretty selective about which presidents get annointed. Does God come down and tell you which ones are annointed? Do your keepers let you have unlimited access to the Internet? You know some sects consider that the work of the devil.

Anonymous said...

^^^ OK Comrade.

Anonymous said...

Hey, you guys remember when Susan Rice was taking checks from Iran and not telling anyone about it, then lying to the FBI about it when she got caught? Oh fuck that's right, she didn't do that, only Flynn did. Just from Turkey, no big D. Oh yeah, then he plead guilty to it.

Tell me again Trumptards how the cabal deep state railroaded this fucking jerkoff again? Not too mention he tried to coordinate the handoff of a US citizen that Turkey wanted to torture for bad mouthing them.

Yeah, that Flynn. Such a good dude who was just harassed by our government. Poor guy.

Anonymous said...

He got that shit from the orange man he runs errands for

Trump and Pence both got early access to the antidote

That is the only thing that makes sense, surely those fucktards aren't dumb enough to be going around making public appearances without wearing a mask and endangering all the people they encounter right?

Anonymous said...

You may be underestimating how dumb they are.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- ROTOR ROOTER

As President Trump (age 73) boarded Marine One in transit to Andrews Air Force Base, Joe Biden (age 77) was deciding between tapioca or minced prunes for lunch at the Alzheimer's home!!!

Anonymous said...

I’m Creepy rapey joe and I forgot this message. Where my sister wife at? I need you to rub my golden hairs on my legs.

And that’s the best the dimwits can come up with, wait there’s also Adam and Nancy and Nader the penguin and Maxine and......

Anonymous said...

After the briefing, Obama asked Yates and Comey to "stay behind," and said he had "learned of the information about Flynn" and his conversation with Russia's ambassador about sanctions. Obama "specified that he did not want any additional information on the matter, but was seeking information on whether the White House should be treating Flynn any differently, given the information."

A previous memo from Rice stated that Biden also stayed behind after the main briefing had ended.

Barry and sleepy joe were in on it...... uh oh, this is very bad news for Barry and basement joe. Get ready for the Durham report and watch the shit hit the fan!

Anonymous said...

Also released as an exhibit Thursday was a head-turning two-page document outlining why the FBI opened its counterintelligence probe into Flynn in August 2016. The FBI offered only three reasons: that Flynn was "cited as an adviser to the Trump team on foreign policy issues February 2016; he has ties to various state-affiliated entities of the Russian Federation, as reported by open-source information; and he traveled to Russia in December 2015, as reported by open-source information."

Strzok approved opening the probe on those apparently weak grounds, according to the FBI document, even though Flynn's interactions with Russia were public knowledge and voluntarily briefed to U.S. officials at the time. Many other prominent officials, including Bill Clinton, have traveled to Russia for highly paid speaking engagements.Strzok later would intervene and push to keep the Flynn probe open, even after the FBI's Washington office signaled it wanted to close it.

Anonymous said...

So much potential for a bunch of people going to jail, this is gonna be fun!

Anonymous said...

boy the Russians are busy here tonight

Anonymous said...

Sleepy Joe here...........anyone call my sister-wife? 911? I'm still in a world of shit.........Depends on head now......can't get it off..........Hurry!!!.........Help Me !!!!

Anonymous said...

9:26 Dream on. The boogie man is behind you. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Americans can see the Dems lying more than anyone thought one poltical party ever would in America. It's not just that they lied; it's that so many in the party lied -- and lied so often -- that any kind of semblance of seeking the real truth was mockingly pulverized into ground.

Anonymous said...

I hope Flynn writes his tell all book and makes back all that money he lost, but then again he’ll sue the government and get paid bigly.

Being forced to admit he lied because the feds said they’d throw his son in jail on made up charges is despicable.

Anonymous said...

1:58 - of course God exists. If God did't design and make mankind then we are basically nothing. You are nothing. Just a chemical reaction. But in less than 80 years Mr 1:58 will meet his maker and believe in God. There are no unbelievers after death. Plus not 1 bible prophecy has been proven false. Whats the odds people 2,000 years ago can guess the future 100%. maybe God did speak to them and gave them the words to write.

Trump is a human. He will die in less than 25 years. All the $ in the world can't prevent that. By the time my child is 27 years old Trump will have died. Trump is nothing compared to Alexander the Great, or Attila the Hun, or Caesar.

Anonymous said...

If Trump gets it, he will have people pump him up with drugs and never admit to being sick. Kennedy could barely walk, but his Drs covered it up. To not cover up would cause public panic. Of course there is a God. My opinion is that God is extremely pissed off at most of the world and is going to do something about it too. More than Covid19.

Anonymous said...

Of course there is a God. Anyone with a brain knows that. People come back from being clinically dead who have seen God. Happens everyday. Boy they are changed folks! Trump is a person with one vote, just like me. I have the same rights under law. If he gets sick, he is old enough that it could be a very serious situation. God puts leaders in place, but also destroyed many leaders who did not follow God.

Anonymous said...

Trump probably has it. It will show up in 5 days if so.

Anonymous said...

If Trump has it, they will never tell us. Unless he gets so sick they cant hide it.

Anonymous said...

Trump is in a rage. Screaming that that his staff is not keeping him safe. Now he knows how the peons feel about him ot keeping the country safe. He failed in his most important job. The whoremongering liar failed.