Friday, May 15, 2020


Right now we celebrate hottie Sommer Ray working on her car whilst we deal with a few issues behind the scenes but still share these headlines form across the nation and around the world . . .

Cowtown Eat Out Uncertainty Awaits: Kansas City restaurants slowly begin reopening following stay-home order

Outbreak In The Styx: Several workers test positive for COVID-19 at Olathe distribution center, health department says

Kansas City Coronavirus Reopen Cleanup Life Lesson: Expert describes spread of germs, ways to reduce risk

Local Tee Off Starts Now: Jackson County government buildings, parks, golf courses set to reopen after COVID-19 shutdown

Heartland Stays Losing Spare Parts: Transplant surgeons warn -- New liver allocation program harms the Midwest

Insta Hottie News: Sommer Ray Forgets Her Underwear In Open Shirt On Instagram


Trump visits another mask facility without wearing a mask

Pick Your Poison: Did heroin overdoses kill more Americans than the coronavirus in mid-March?


23% of Republicans Think GOP Should Nominate Someone Other Than Trump

Continued COVID Confusion: FDA Warns Rapid Coronavirus Test Touted By White House May Give False Negatives


Bernie world descends into disarray

New Deal Stays Losing: Here's the Biggest Reason the New $3 Trillion Stimulus Bill Has Little Chance of Passing

Former Veep Biden Shares Bold Statement Amid Ongoing Questions: People 'shouldn't vote for me' if they believe sexual assault allegations

World In Crisis: Islamic State behind attack that killed newborns at Afghanistan maternity clinic, US says

Tacit Admission Of Prez Trump's Proven Winning Strategy With The Plebs

Trump is appealing to Americans who have lost jobs not lives. And it may work.

Cable News Chatter Redux: “Obamagate” -- Trump’s latest conspiracy theory, explained

Social Help Awaits: 'Adopt a server' Facebook group benefits laid off restaurant, bar workers

Continued Country Disappointment: Kenny Chesney postpones tour, performance at Arrowhead until 2021


For 22nd year in a row, push to outlaw anti-LGBTQ discrimination fizzles in Missouri

Local Doggy-Style Offer: Wayside Waifs set to reopen Friday with new procedures

Cowtown Storms Ahead: Cloudy, humid and warm for Friday

Pearl Jam - Retrograde
is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .


Anonymous said...


After three hours of study, Ray reached a conclusion...

Anonymous said...

At least she’s easy on the eyes, you should see her mom and sister, wowza! Nobody said they had to be smart to get nekid!

Anonymous said...

Everyone’s gonna die if we don’t live in a bubble forever.

Anonymous said...

Or in rapey joe or archers basement! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Rapey Joe? Really? The Trump is the New York rape king, 60 plus women have accused Trump the whiny bitch and only one for Joe. Typical of a trump supporter, unable to distinguish between 1 and 60, no wonder car, boat and RV sales men love it when one of you wander in, their month is made.

Anonymous said...

If you're lucky, you have orbited the Trump universe and not been sexually assaulted. When's ol Trumptard gonna turn over the DNA to E Jean Carroll to check against the giz he left on her dress? Trump teaches Rape 101.

Face it Trumptards, Tara's story is as holey as that pair of underwear you shitstains never change out of and Obamagate is fizzling (no one is getting arrested, sorry). Time to consult the Russky's and come up with another bullshit conspiracy. Good Luck comrades.

Anonymous said...

Trump stepped up all the lyin'
When he found out who was dyin' !

Donnie knows which way to go
With the poor six feet below !

Is he too dumb to ask
"Should I wear a mask" ?

Cases are "coming way down."
They're not, you stupid clown !

We all can't surely wait
For your next invented "-Gate" .

And with all his random tweetin'
Our genius sure is fleetin' .

Boy is THIS easy

Anonymous said...

Liberal screams of outrage are music to my ears.
And when they cry, I drink their tears on the rocks.

MAGA 2020

Anonymous said...

Go die from Coronavirus but OWN A LIB, 11:33.

Anonymous said...

"It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle — it will disappear."

Still waitin'.


Anonymous said...

11:33 Can I get an invite to Mara Lago? Since you are such a supporter you must hang with Donnie, if not Mara, how about the 5th ave high rise, do you have a view of the park? Such devotion to someone who does not give a shit about you and your life, you don't matter other than as a stooge to vote for him. Just if you can ask and get me an invite I would appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

Easy, perhaps, but eh. Keep working on it.

Anonymous said...

I love it when you make your moral cowardice so obvious.

Believe all women!

(unless they accuse Rapey Joe)

And an allusion to the Russia hoax that just continues to unravel, displaying the Nixonuan antics of Obama's cronyized DOJ!

You guys are great at comedy. Too bad you don't intend to be. ;)

Hyperblogal said...

Talk about fake news; "23% of Republicans think" it's way lower than that.

Anonymous said...

Obamagate coming to you real soon!

Anonymous said...

"Trump visits another mask facility without wearing a mask"

Awwww! Who'd want to cover that great orange face?

Anonymous said...

You could say the same thing about the 28% of dimwits think, I didn’t know they could think at all, they can’t do anything without the gubmint and the lame stream media telling them what to do so....

Anonymous said...

^^says the loser who's here. All day. Everyday. You failed CHUD. We all know it..hell, deep down, you know it.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the president is wearing a made in China Trump tie?

Anonymous said...

What percentage of democrats believe the party should nominate someone other than Biden?

I bet very few because he is such an awesome candidate!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Trump's lifts and depends diapers are made in China?

Anonymous said...

^^"I'm Joe Biden and I want to be your President".
"Watch the hair go up and down when I rub my legs".

Anonymous said...

^^I'm Dementia Donnie and my diaper's full again! Mommy? Mommy!

Anonymous said...

Someone has to do it st least some of the time, while lib-progressives are working out how to virtue signal in the appropriate direction.


Anonymous said...

Do you think Nancy Pelosi has staples to hold her weird, strained face on? I know the dentucream can't be working properly, she looks like she's trying to gum a mouse to death in there.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. It's funny when you try to keep up. Lol

Anonymous said...

"If we didn't do any testing we would have very few cases." - The Stable Genius, yesterday.

Wow. What a brain.

Anonymous said...

Trump today at his Space Force kick off whatever press thing teased that a new missile "The Super Duper Missile" is coming.

Trumptards, just go ahead and hand in your "make fun of Joe Biden speaking" cards. Or, just shut the fuck up because your guy is just as dumb, if not dumber and surrounds himself with a bunch of bosack licking lackeys. At least we can count on Biden to hire competent fucking people like every other President, Republican and Democrat, in the modern era.