Wednesday, May 27, 2020

KANSAS CITY HIPSTERS FEAR CATCHING CORONAVIRUS FROM BIRD SCOOTERS!!!

This mode of transit become even riskier for those who are strictly following CDC protocols. Here's a bit of reassurance from The Pitch that basically repeats concerns of MSM outlets at the start of the pandemic . . . Checkit:

Bird scooters are back on the streets of KC. How do we know they're safe?

The Birds are back. The Birds are back. The Birds are back in town. Is that a good thing? How are they being managed? How are they being cleaned to make sure these transportation devices out in the world aren't helping spread the coronavirus?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Carry your own wipes. You are ultimately responsible for yourself.

Anonymous said...

They should not be worried about the scooters. Hipsters need to worry about diseases they can catch from gay sex. Almost all hipster are homosexuals.