Broke-Ass Kansas City Transitions To Bikes At Outset Of Coronavirus Depression

The new normal for the middle-class seems to involve cost cutting for the warmer months and taking advantage of social distancing in order to show up to work stinky after riding a bike to work. Checkit:

Business booming at bike shops during pandemic

Business has been booming at bike shops since the pandemic hit. One bike shop in Parkville has had to hire more employees."We've sold several hundred bikes since the shutdown began.

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  1. Our community of homosexuals is substantially larger than ever. If you go downtown you will see homosexuals everywhere, thus the need for bike lanes.

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  2. No need for bike lanes. Even though most bikers are homosexuals, not all homosexuals are bikers.

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  3. Cyclists here. Bet I am in much better shape than you, and I guarantee if you have a girl friend or wife that is acceptably attractive I could ride her to satisfaction better than you can.

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    1. Hello, INCEL virgin here. I wrote the comments above since I'm scared of homosexuals because I'm afraid I might be one, so I hate them (us?). And I hate bicycles because I'm just full of hate like an abused vicious dog. So I want you to die before I kill myself.

      What's a girl friend?

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  4. Bicycles have always been for children so why not Kidults?

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  5. Like most normal people, I despise homosexuals and their swishing around. I do recognize their need for bike lanes though.

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  6. Wouldn’t conversion therapy be more practical and less expensive than bike lanes?

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  7. This blog, I swear. How in the hell does a simple story about increased bike sales translate into homophobic rants? There are some seriously insecure people commenting on these articles.

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  8. Cuhlassic....loveable fat guys on TKC mocking in shape cyclists. As predictable as the sun rising in the east.

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  9. ^^remember, they're not just fat, they broken, busted, bitter geezers. That's why they're here. So lonely.

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  10. the rise in bicycling is great to see.

    kids outside doing things for a change. families.

    parents teaching youngsters to ride a bicycle.

    great!

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  11. Randy, not gay in the slightest5/8/20, 9:21 AM

    Bikes are for faggots and quars.

    Real macho men get season Chiefs tickets, put on a jersey with another man's name on the back and admire the athletic achievements of young black me, all the while silently lamenting their own endless failures in life.

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  12. black men, that is.

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  13. ^^Or get this chud...they come on here and cry all day alone because their families and friends want nothing to do with them. Sounds about right.

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  14. Captain Carl5/8/20, 10:23 AM

    On the bright side - lots of bicycles for sale really cheap in Garage Sales later this year.

    If you have any skills at all, they can be disassembled and re-made into something useful.

    Haven't been able to come up with a good re-use for those stupid Bike Helmets though, anybody out there found one yet?

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  15. Bikers - stay off the roads. They were designed for 3,000 to 10,000 lbs cars and trucks. Not 30lb bikes. Ride at your own risk - as nobody revoked the D.L. of older going blind elderly people with dementia. They will run you over and not even realize it. Ride in a park, not our roads.

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  16. I have a friend that like to drive hugging the right side of the curb. He comes as close to biker as he can. Just cause he can. He loves to scare people. I would never ride a bike on a road cause of him!

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