A BRILLIANT TAKE ON PANDEMIC MARKETING from The Mystery Hour out of Springfield, MO and also the Internets.
Here's the pitch accompanied by perfectly timed soft guitar:
"We know you're hurting right now. It's a pandemic. You're a brand. A multi-national conglomerate that needs to reach your customers so they remember to buy things from you. We can help create a commercial that is distinctively you, just like all the others."