Show-Me Food Security COVID-19 Lockdown Promise From Missouri Guv Parson

Missouri's top ranking politico attempts to dispute newspaper questions and trucker social media chatter about the implications for the upcoming lockdown. Take a look:

Parson assures strong food, hospital supplies

As residents prepare for the statewide stay-at-home order, Gov. Mike Parson assured Missourians the order will not significantly hinder essential food and hospital supplies. Missouri will be under a stay-at-home order from 12:01 a.m.

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  1. I believe that Mikey has my best interests at heart.

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  2. Spring and Summer and Fall is coming up Grow your own Vegetables and fruits .I have a half a dozen farmers I buy from .The Store has a football field of process food that is harmful to your immune system.

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  3. Tony,How about a story about eating raw meat and fish. There is a lot of information about raw meat and sushi IT can give you flu like symptoms .China is famous for there wet market. Have a raw fish with a bat and a LOADED BAKED POTATO.

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  4. Don't you country folk just love to kill and eat wild deer duck goose possum trout perch alligator bear pig racoon???

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  5. Parson also ensured a ample supply of the virus in Missouri and strong redistribution of the virus by keeping the rural parts of the state open as long as possible.

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  6. ^^^ hey dummy apparently you’re not very smart so let me tell you the truth so listen and listen good, there were about six or seven counties that didn’t have a stay at home order, do you know why? Because they didn’t have any kung fu flu cases so the governor left the decision to the counties. The only reason why he eventually did the order is because kc, St. Louis, and Springfield weren’t taking it serious and guess what dummy, these three counties plus Columbia have 75% of the cases in the entire state and they had stay at home orders already, imagine that, dimwit run cities with the highest amounts of the Chinese red death..... sad.

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  7. So which was it, Einstein??? 6 or 7 counties without a stay at home order?

    Here's the answer. Are you ready? 78 out of 95 Missouri counties had no stay at home order in place. That would be slightly higher than 6 or 7, dipshit.

    Thank God the cities and 17 counties took their leadership seriously and got an earlier start to reduce the spread. I won't bother to explain how viruses normally spread from dense to less dense areas. It's obviously over your head. But rest assured, people in rural areas get colds and flu too. Viruses don't respect city limit borders.

    Little hint for you, your lies are even easier to spot when you wrap them in angry racist terms. Pathetic.

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  8. 6:43 Got crushed! Brutal

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