Thursday, April 23, 2020

KANSAS GUV KELLY KEEPS PROMISING IMAGINARY 600 BUCKS UNEMPLOYMENT CONRONAVIRUS STIMULUS!!!



Just a bit of long overdue false hope for our Sunflower State friends today . . .

WIBW: Gov. Kelly says extra $600 for unemployed Kansans is now available

Take a look and also tell us if you've seen any unicorns or Sasquatch:

"Kelly and Kansas Department of Labor Secretary Delia Garcia said there was a coding error that needed to be resolved, but things are now up and running and Kansans who have filed for unemployment starting March 29 will now receive their additional $600."

Developing . . .

But don't hold you're breath . . .

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Check is in the mail!

Anonymous said...

Missouri has had no problems issuing unemployment including the $600 extra.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see all Deplorables reject this evil SOCIALISM and return the money. Right, Deplorables? You not gonna keep it, are you? Principled Deplorables would NEVER betray their hardcore Libertarian values.

On second thought, don't bother answering. You need it for the monthly Porn Hub subscription because your hot trophy wife is now a skanky fridged Frigidaire-sized balloon draining nothing but your bank account now. LOL! MAGA!

Anonymous said...

She lies.

Anonymous said...

Believing what Kelly says is like believing what Byron says. Two idiots looking for support.

Anonymous said...

Attention Millenials:

The only thing the Democrat Party is good at is raising taxes and growing the size of government while reducing the size of your paycheck!

Just look at the 25% Jackson County Property Tax increase rolled out by the Democrat Party.

Same number of street potholes but you have less cash.

Anonymous said...

That baby killing bitch just can't stop lyin!

Anonymous said...

Kansas is too busy making sure less than 10 people go to church at a time that they forgot to pay their thousands of newly unemployed people. Kansas is the backwards state.

Anonymous said...

Do you have to fit an LGBT category to get it ? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous said...

That is the most Honest Reply I have ever seen on TONYSKC. You win the grand prize.

Anonymous said...

You are fucking lost!! Us deplorables dont even know what the fuck this $600 bullshit is. You see we have never been and never will be dependent on someone elses help. I know it's a hard thing for you to understand but please try.

Anonymous said...

As a Kansan this is sad but true. I hope all the guilt trip soccer moms that voted for grandma will think harder next time.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

Gov. Kelly explains that aborted babies in KS ride to heaven on unicorns!!!

Anonymous said...

It will still arrive quicker than the Donald J Trump signed $1200 check that was already supposed to be in mailbox.

Grip Madlock said...

Maybe people should pay taxes and have current bank info and not an EBT card