Beyond the headline, the report admits that nobody gave back their masks and other officials didn't find any fault with the donation.
And none of this is as fun or cheeky as making fun of the dude's presidential high hopes and inevitable divorce after failed bid to represent himself as a family man despite an inglorious cuckold gone wrong . . . Checkit:
One-hundred and fifty N95 masks that former Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens donated to the Columbia Fire Department Monday turned out to be faulty, according to a fire official. The masks, which Assistant Chief Brad Frazier said failed the department's fit test, are now being used as if they were surgical masks.