Friday, April 03, 2020

Kansas City Springtime Won't Kill Coronavirus As Local Hay Fever Awaits

Knowing the difference betwixt allergies and COVID-19 could spares locals a great deal of heartache given that HALF of the people walking around KCMO during April are stuffy and have red eyes . . . Here's more bad news regarding the ongoing pandemic:

Warmer Spring Weather In Kansas City Might Slow COVID-19, But Don't Expect It To Go Away

Normally by April, most seasonal colds and flu have run their course, and allergies take over as the main culprit for causing coughs and sore throats. COVID-19 might ease up slightly along with rising temperatures in the Kansas City area, but experts don't think the disease will turn out to be just a seasonal problem.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Drink your beer, eat your meat, stay home. Sleep, obey, don't think.

Anonymous said...

^^Why? You apparently didn't when you wrote this.

Anonymous said...

Wow Bozo 7:16 is up early!

Anonymous said...

^^And yet he managed to knock you the fuck out easily. So good for him. Weird.

Anonymous said...

I see the ^^ guy is stroking his own meat again...

Anonymous said...

It's the main hobby of our lil Chimpy!

Anonymous said...

^^I see you're lonely again. Get a hobby. Please.

Anonymous said...

But Trump said it would disappear this month like a miracle.

Was he lying???