Sunday, April 19, 2020

Heaven Only Knows How Many Were Infected With Coronavirus At Kansas Church Today

Prez Trump now says that "testing is a local thing" so these denziens of the Sunflower State are flying on a wing and a prayer . . . Check the article that doesn't have nearly as many bad puns as TKC:

Kansas churches hold services after temporary restraining order granted

LAWRENCE, Kan. - Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly's executive order banning mass gatherings in churches was overruled by a federal judge on Saturday, granting a temporary restraining order. This applies for only two churches in rural Kansas, First Baptist Church in Dodge City and Calvary Baptist Church in Junction City.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

They will now become a guinea pig type study for the CDC, as they will all be tracked as they get sick, then contact traced, and all family members tracked. They just gave up their right to privacy. They couldnt just stay home?

anon said...

The entire state of Kansas has 1849 confirmed cases, it’s probably safe to go to anywhere in Kansas except the old folks homes.

Anonymous said...

KS Governor Laura Kelly was praying today also.

Praying that the truth of her malfeasance isn't made widely public.

Reality Speaker said...

Or church.

Pat Carlson said...

Fuck you G-d haters!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Why so hateful, bro?

Anonymous said...

We might ask you the same question, Byron. You have made clear your hatred for religion. We get it. O.K.? Now GTFOOH.

Anonymous said...

But the liquor stores are fine, right?

Anonymous said...

Byron hates God and guns. Truth be know he hates black people which is why he moved to the lily whitest area in the united states.

Anonymous said...

Byron hates everybody this time of every month because his welfare check only lasts until about the 15th.