Wednesday, March 25, 2020
WORKING TO PROTECT THE KANSAS CITY PUMP FROM CORONAVIRUS!!!
Notice iconic hottie Jessica Burciaga approaching the gas pump cautiously; like some kind of sexy cat prowling toward an object of desire. Her flexible advance sparks the imagination and inspires us to view our routine with passion and precaution.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY WORKS TO CLEAN AND PROTECT PATRONS FROM PICKING UP CONONAVIRUS AT THE GAS STATION!!!
This is important given that coronavirus might last on surfaces for a lot longer than scientists thought.
Northeast News has a more practical local approach to fueling concerns amid the pandemic that require less acrobatics than one of our all-time favorite hotties . . .
"Urban Street ambassadors with the Independence Avenue CID will be visiting gas stations along Independence Avenue today with sanitizing wipes and rubber gloves for patrons to use while pumping gas during the covid-19 virus outbreak."
Developing . . .