Wednesday, March 25, 2020

WORKING TO PROTECT THE KANSAS CITY PUMP FROM CORONAVIRUS!!!



Notice iconic hottie Jessica Burciaga approaching the gas pump cautiously; like some kind of sexy cat prowling toward an object of desire. Her flexible advance sparks the imagination and inspires us to view our routine with passion and precaution.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY WORKS TO CLEAN AND PROTECT PATRONS FROM PICKING UP CONONAVIRUS AT THE GAS STATION!!!

This is important given that coronavirus might last on surfaces for a lot longer than scientists thought.

Northeast News has a more practical local approach to fueling concerns amid the pandemic that require less acrobatics than one of our all-time favorite hotties . . .

"Urban Street ambassadors with the Independence Avenue CID will be visiting gas stations along Independence Avenue today with sanitizing wipes and rubber gloves for patrons to use while pumping gas during the covid-19 virus outbreak."

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's sexy.

And silly.

Thanks, T.

Anonymous said...

Jessica is hawt!

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- SASSY CHASSIS

When I pulled into Jessica's full-service station she advised a realignment of my load-bearing frame!!!

Anonymous said...

And yet none of you will ever get anywhere near this ho. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^^ not true sissy boi! I’ve got her on al gores amazing internet when ever I want!

Anonymous said...

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Keepin the dream alive!

Anonymous said...

fap-fap-fap-fap-fap........

Anonymous said...

That girl looks like Kim who used to ride the mechanical bull in Westport at the country bar - on the slowest speed just to get attention.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

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Take your pick!

Anonymous said...

Old-times used to talk about the town pump. She was only sixteen.