Sunday, March 22, 2020

OK Boomer: I Love You

The Pitch features a wonderfully sappy conciliatory note on a catchphrase only used by Internets trolls nowadays. Take a look:

A Gen-Xer's letter to her Boomer parents during COVID-19 Outbreak

Hey, Mom and Dad, It's me. Your difficult child. By difficult I mean the one who became a writer and worried you by twice living overseas and signed up for some crazy things for the thrill of it, like getting hit in the face during a boxing match.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I noticed that the asshole told the parents not to leave the house but didn't offer to go and get them any food or supplies.
Guess the parents can eat the letter.

Anonymous said...

Whats really funny is that her parents are well off, and they have already cut her out of their will...that is the new Boomer move. BUT, they will not tell anyone except their Boomer friends. So on down the road the youngsters will find out that they will get NOTHING. hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Boomers were a challenge for their parents as well. Think about it.

Anonymous said...

As the Tik Tok youngsters think they are invincible- they should take note of the jump from DNA to RNA as the virus mutates and now the numbers indicate Tik Toks are increasing affected.

Tik Tok’ers have their brethren Spring Breakers to thank in Florida and their culture of “can’t touch me”... to thank.

As the young Millennial folks get scared “half to death”... remind them of their finances and watch them get scared “half to death” twice.

The question remains: What happens to those who are scared half to death twice

Anonymous said...

^^They are fucking dead....once.

Anonymous said...

STFU kid. Stop whining.

Anonymous said...

It’s a fake letter, just like everything else in the news, fictitious is the new orange for the Millie’s and tick tock generations. It’s like they think they’re living in a world of anime or something, it sure as hell isn't the real world that’s for sure.

Anonymous said...

Poor chuck. bye bye boomer!

Anonymous said...

Most of the people who still use the "ok boomer" cliche are on the same social trajectory as the older boomers who still own a leisure suit.

Every time you see/heat it you can be assured you are dealing with a top-tier moron

Anonymous said...

^^^and yet every time you post that it shows how triggered you are by it. Got it Boomer? OK Boomer?

Anonymous said...

You guys are funny

Anonymous said...

Boomer children will be without love, life and inheritance. They always can play x box and pretend they had a life. Maybe put on some John Legends music and beat off to his likeness.