Thursday, March 05, 2020

Mahomes Magic Crunch Cancelled For Now After EPIC Sales And Donations



A new cereal will return in the Fall.

Remember that Forbes told us that Hy-Vee sold about 300K boxes and donated more than $100K to charity.

The newspaper quickie paywall write-up noting the cereal cutoff made an apt TBT comparison to Flutie Flakes. Allegedly, Kansas City's hometown hero crunched the numbers of the pint-sized underdog hero from the 80s & 90s.

There are about 5K boxes left on local shelves. Most of these mass produced "collector's items" will be unopened and kept as souvenirs until they're accidentally destroyed or forgotten. Right now the boxes have little or no real value and, according to TKC readers, the cereal tastes horrible.

You decide . . .

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Time for TKC snack cakes.

Just take somebody else's snack cakes, tell everyone they're crap and give them away for free.

Great idea if Bernie wins.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile HyVee laughs all the way to the bank at you rubes for buying this nasty crap.

Anonymous said...

Who cares about machomes ?

Anonymous said...

^^You do bitch! Don't you know that if you care enough to post on a blog about him you do!!! Nice idiot..you played yourself. Again!

Anonymous said...

^^^^Only player here is you sucking off whatever anyone else says because you're unable to have an original thought yourself.

Anonymous said...

^^Look..don't get all triggered because you got run. You brought a weak-ass game, ran ignorant, got called on it, and bounced. Up your game or don't come back. Copy?

Anonymous said...

^^^WTF are you sputtering retard?

Anonymous said...

^^Ask your wife. She's right here....

Anonymous said...

^^My wife would kick your ass not only to the curb but clear out of town loser.

Anonymous said...


I can't believe the big deal out of a box of cereal for a football game that only attracts hard core low life people who get drunk, swap partners, and beat their wives and kids. Get a life NFL fans and take a bath once in awhile you people are dirty and fat.

Anonymous said...

Wait. People still eat cereal? Like with bovine milk?

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares about machomes ! Only 11:14 with his typical foul language.