Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Kansas City 'Stay At Home' Order Review

Don't get it twisted, we love The Pitch more than any other paper publication in the metro and that's why we're sharing this PERFECTLY SNARKY and informative guide to the Kansas City shelter in place directive . . . Read more:

What to know about the stay-at-home order

Illustration by Jack Raybuck As of Midnight, March 24th, Kansas City and surrounding counties have been put on stay-at-home order for the next thirty days. It's not everyday that we're asked to stay in our homes to prevent the spread of a virus, but here we are in the midst of a pandemic with a lot of questions on our...


  1. If you have to be told what to do your a lost cause.

  2. Author is obviously a Covidiot. One of those "at the end of the day I'm not going to let it stop me from partying" types.

  3. WalMart has Toilet Paper!

    Even running a special on it - regular price $8.43, special today $14.99!

  4. Wanted to read about the Small Business programs in Ks being promoted by Sharice.

    Clicked the link, the site is down for "scheduled maintenance"!

    i guess we learned nothing from Sebelius's web site for Obamacare! Democrats keep operating like Lucy from Peanuts. Pulling the football away at the last moment.

  5. ^^^OK Boomer. Get that cough checked. Bye bye now

  6. ^^^^Shut up fool, you just can't stand it when Tracy is right.



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