Saturday, March 14, 2020

Kansas City Saturday News Look



Because pr0n is pop culture and pop culture is pr0n . . . We admire hottie Sophie and her body of work as we take a quick moment to compile important community news and content from across the nation and around the world . . .

Northeast Blaze Postscript

Fire Victim Identified

The victim in last Saturday night's fatal fire in the 3000 block of East 6th Street has been identified as 45 year-old Donald Walker of Kansas City Missouri. According to police sources there are no signs of Foul Play however it is an ongoing investigation.


KC Toilet Training

KC Water is reminding you not to flush disposable wipes

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Although there are many fish to fry and the threat of COVID-19 looms over us all, there is still something KC Water wants to bring to your attention. You may have seen all the ads on TV lately for "flushable" wipes.


Borderline Accident Report

'Who does it belong to?': Fender bender near city limits leads to frustrating ordeal

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A fender bender is a frustrating experience for anyone. That was especially true for one Kansas City woman, who got into an accident last Friday at a busy intersection. Sharon Luckett was headed south on Lee's Summit Road, when she stopped for a red light at 40 Highway.


Kansas City Startup Working Life Win List

Fishtech, BacklotCars, Bardavon named to Forbes' 2020 best startup employers list

A trio of fast-growing Kansas City companies are among the 500 best startup employers in the nation, according to a new ranking from Forbes. Fishtech Group - one of Startland News' Kansas City Startups to Watch in 2020 - lead the local honorees at No. 277 on Forbes' list.


Pr0n Life Profits In The Time Of Pandemic Revealed

Pornhub Sees a Spike in Traffic as People Self-Quarantine

As the workforce starts to work remotely, employees quickly realize working from home can have its fair share of distractions. We are creatures of habit, and the workweek-let alone going to the office-is full of rituals. But when routines get flipped, you might find yourself doing certain things during the day that you'd otherwise do outside of work hours.


Prez Trump Untested

Trump does not need to be tested for coronavirus: White House doctor

The White House released a letter from President Trump's in-house physician late Friday to quell fears that his boss is harboring a case of the deadly coronavirus -- and possibly spreading it around the West Wing by remaining at work.


Speaker & Prez Agree

Pelosi says Democrats and White House reach a deal on coronavirus relief bill

House Democrats and the Trump administration reached agreement on a coronavirus response package Friday after a day of grueling negotiations, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said. "We are proud to have reached an agreement with the Administration to resolve outstanding challenges, and now will soon pass the Families First Coronavirus Response Act," she wrote to Democrats after hours of back-and-forth with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin.


AOC BETRAYED BERNIE!?!

'It Was Like Pulling Teeth': AOC Backed Away from Sanders Campaign after Joe Rogan Endorsement | National Review

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.) declined multiple pleas from the Bernie Sanders campaign to stump for the Vermont senator's candidacy after the Iowa caucuses, according to HuffPost. Ocasio-Cortez was heavily involved in the campaign's buildup to Iowa, headlining seven rallies for Sanders in Iowa over the weekend of January 24 to January 26.


World Still At War

Iraq officials: New rocket attack hits base housing US troops

BAGHDAD - A barrage of rockets hit a base housing U.S. and other coalition troops north of Baghdad, Iraqi security officials said Saturday, just days after a similar attack killed three servicemen, including two Americans. There was no immediate word on casualties at Camp Taji, according to the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity in line with regulations.


Cowtown Artsy Interlude

Eye of the Tiger, Belly of the Beast. Jessercise at UCM Gallery of Art & Design

Humorous cliches were abound in Jessica Freylinghausen's installation Jessercise Gymnasium, which recently closed at the University of Central Missouri Art Gallery in Warrensburg, Missouri. However, beneath the can-do platitudes throughout the installation, we get an understanding from the artist's motivations for the similarities of achievements and failures between the gallery space and the fitness studio.


Sound Of Local Jazz NextGen

This Rising Jazz Star Says It's No Coincidence He Now Lives In Charlie Parker's Old Kansas City Home

Logan Richardson left Kansas City to become a star. Now, twenty years later, having lived in New York City and Italy and toured internationally, the ascendant saxophonist has made a move toward re-establishing himself in a city whose jazz scene has not always been comfortable for him.


Weather According To Katie

Raw, damp for most of Saturday

Hide Transcript Show Transcript THAT COMES INTO NORTHERN MISSOURI WHERE IT IS COLD ENOUGH TO SUPPORT THE SNOW. IT IS SNOWING IN NEBRASKA AND IOWA. RAIN PRIMARILY ON THE KANSAS SIDE AND INTO OKLAHOMA. ANYTHING THAT IS GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE ARE DIFFERENT INTENSITIES OF RAIN.


Little Mix - Wasabi is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .

14 comments:

  1. Sophie has kind eyes for a porn babe.

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  2. Of course Trump doesn't need to be tested for Coronavirus, the Adderall he's addicted to protects him against all infections!

    Of course one of the side effects is psychosis, but still...

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  3. Oh yeah, @11:16, you're right - Sophie DOES have eyes!
    Who'd have guessed?

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  4. So why do we still have heroes in Iraq? Surely it's not just so our heroes can get bombed by locals who want them gone so our heroes can retaliate so our heroes can get bombed by locals who want them gone.

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  5. TOP PHOTO -- BRINGING UP THE REAR

    When starting at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Sophie was an under-performer until she got in the groove!!!

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  6. When is Trump getting an intelligence test?

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  7. The test that showed him as negative WAS an IQ Test!

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  8. ^^^ Ouch.

    Also, Sophie is sexy.

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  9. Say what you want , Trump will get a second term so you have 4 more years to whine and bitch while getting nothing done, on the upside, by the end of his 2nd term you might be old enough to actually pull your head out of your ass, but probably you will still be getting drunk everyday, riding "Bird" scooters in the Cross Road district, thinking renting a 1500.00 one bedroom 900 sq foot apartment was smarter than buying a 1800 sq ft house with a payment of 1000.00 a month which you could build equity with. I get it, you millennials are all after the experience, one day its possible if you get woke to the fact that you are a true dumbass!!!

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  10. ^^^ -8,400

    Not a comment rating. It's the DOW losses this year. Down 8,400 points.

    Bear market presidents that lose trillions of value for retirees don't get a second term.

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  11. He will get a 2nd term and you will survive the Corona virus, check back in 3 months and you will see.

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  12. 1:09 Put down the craft beer, go to bed ...sleep your ignorant comment off, and in the morning, we will all forget that you are a true retard!

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  13. ^^^ -8,400

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  14. Check back in 3 months on Trump's 2nd term???

    Is he moving the election up to June???

    Holy shit, the Trump trolls are stupid. Or maybe they're paid Russians spamming the blog.

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