JoCo Confirms Another Coronavirus Case

Latest report from the Golden Ghetto as the pandemic spreads:

Johnson County health department says man in his 50s is county's sixth case of COVID-19

Hide Transcript Show Transcript NEWS AT 5:00 -- EMILY: NEW NUMBERS TONIGHT AS WE TRACK THE CORONAVIRUS THREAT. THE U.S. IS NOW REPORTING MORE THAN 3,000 CASES OF CORONAVIRUS ACROSS THE NATION. AT LEAST 62 PEOPLE HAVE DIED. WEST VIRGINIA REMAINS THE ONLY STATE WITHOUT ANY CONFIRMED CASES.

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  1. Please let Byron and his thieving wife be the first in WV.

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  2. ^^^ now that’s funny right there!

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  3. More people died because of the flu today.

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  4. Johnson Country residents might have money but they are as dirty as any ghetto!!

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  5. ^^ Ya they think its a country! Its a county where most of your bosses live in, its great to hear most of the Corvid -19 cases are happening there! If the greedy ass bastards survive and get woke, it might be possible they will respect the average worker who supports their lavish lifestyle - dont hold your breath though.

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  6. 10:30 That was today, what about your Grandpa or Grandma tommorow dumbass, because if they die from Corvid-19 what you said today doesnt really matter now does it!

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  7. Approximately 7,452 people die every day in the United States. In other words, a person dies in the US approximately every 12 seconds.

    So you see this so called virus is really all that big an issue.

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  8. So called virus, Stupor Dave?

    Trump is ensuring death panels will be implemented soon when the hospitals are overrun due to his incompetent and inept response.

    How many deaths do you need before we hit significant???

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  9. ^^^Oh get fucking real you idiot. Trump has said no such thing.

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  10. 2:35 I'll get worried when 500 or so a day are dying from it, until them it isn't a major killer.

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  11. Donald J Trump3/16/20, 2:55 AM

    ^^^ Relax.

    It's all going very well. It's going to almost zero.

    Check back in a few weeks. Take it easy. Enjoy a dinner and relax.

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  12. Fear and paranoia and hysteria are contagious.
    For God’s sake, people are punching each other in the face over toilet paper and they don’t even know why!!!
    The media has gone way overboard with this and are causing lots of problems. They have made it VERY political and are manipulating people with their coverage.

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  13. 7% of italians die if infected. The heath dept in nebraska publishes where and when infected people shopped or ate out, or even sat in the emergency room so you can quarintine.

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  14. I always liked math in school and based on the statistical data I've crunched, there's a better chance of winning the lottery than getting the coronavirus...

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  15. 7% of the usa is 15 000,000. 7% of italians are dying.

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  16. Interesting. So it takes 500 per day to get your attention? That's 182,500 deaths over a year's time. 4 times more deaths than a regular flu season. A higher rate than accidents. Or strokes. Or Alzheimer's. Or Diabetes. Guess none of those are major killers either based on your 500 daily deaths as benchmark acceptance.

    You have a high tolerance for cruelty and suffering.

    Italy just hit 350 in a day. Give it a couple weeks. We should be getting close to your comfort zone.

    In the meantime... Relax. Trump has this under control. He said so. Great things are happening.

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  17. Hmmm, so 50% to 70% of the US is winning the lottery???

    Go back to school and re-crunch those numbers, Skippy.

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  18. Greg you are so full of bullshit. Itay has 60 million people living in it. and less than 2000 deaths. That isn't a 7% death toll of the total population you idiot.


    More Fake News from an asshole who sucks Cooper Anderson's dick

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  19. 3:18 50% or more here don't have it so you go back to school.

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  20. 3:15 typical Trump hater, takes real facts and twists them around.

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  21. Projections are between 50% and 70% get it within the year. Those are documented professional pandemic models.

    Those damn facts. They get twisted around, smack you in the face, make you look bad, and yet are still facts.

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  22. Italy has social health care and as you see it ain't working for them worth a damn.

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  23. 3:27 projects had Hillary winning and she lost, remember that?

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  24. See, the trick about statistics in pandemics is they aren't a single snapshot. It's not a lottery ticket for just today. You are forced to play tomorrow, and the next day, and next week. Everyday. And the odds change daily. And not in your favor.

    It will spread until 70% are infected and a herd immunity takes over, finally lowering the odds. That will happen unless we can get a vaccine first (which is, you guessed it, over a year away).

    BTW, you can't really calculate the odds today since almost nobody has been tested. We don't know the true number infected and carrying right now. It's likely we already have 15,000 or 20,000 cases here right now. We have no idea.

    Class dismissed.

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  25. ^^^^Went to KSPS

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    1. ^^^ And that's why I love the TKC comments. We're the ONLY place that can take down that Russian/Chinese bot BULLSHIT with three words. Sorry smarty pants @3:37. You just got knocked the FUDGE-OUT!

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  26. ^^ 12 :54 in the AM. Your reply says You are a loser, non achieving and powerless fuck all over it. Maybe you should 've spent more time learning from others and obtaining an education than trying to whine over your lack of going anywhere in life. The mirror is a bitch to look in.

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  27. ........2:55.....
    Winner! Winner! Virus Dinner!
    .......with a side of Syphilis.
    ...."Pickup for 2:55"............

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  28. West Virginians dont know how to count. Thus no figures and they are counted as not having any cases. You really think they have none, but their neighbors do? They cant count.

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