Opinion, Jokes and Stories from KC
Here we go.
TOP PHOTO -- KURONAVIRUSRock chalk, hacking cough, KU!!!
All this because somebody in china decided to eat bat turds.
Quite soon now you'll go to the shops, and come home with the virus on your beer, barbecue, cupcakes container, donuts box, Jimmy Johns sandwich and not know it for about 5 days, and you will infect most of your contacts, and the surfaces around you.Wash hands
^^^ And the the window teller at Burger King.....and all his customers.
The only disease that people REALLY need to worry about is "liberalism/socialism". This current hysteria is mainly pc driven, and is being fanned by a salivating media that has found their new tool to attack Trump.
“Don’t panic, don’t panic”.
Relax. A local demon in a grey suit will appear this week, he has "the power," "the GLO-RAY", the "authority" to make plans for "SAFETY" and "SECURITY" "of the COMMUNITY" with a "MANDATE TO ACT DECISIVELY".
confidence is dwindling.
I work for the pharmaceutical lobby and we would like trillions of tax payer dollars to be given to us so we can develop more drugs and get filthy stinking rich...
Created three years ago to fight emerging diseases that threaten global health, the Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness Innovations is a partnership of governments, industry and charities. in other words...Gates, CIA, DOW
They're lying, there are like 60 Coronavirus patients there. I heard it.
Has Collin Powell offered his expert opinion?
Dimicrats will blame Trump for Coronavirus and if Biden selects Hillary, the news will continue to blame Trump for not attacking the virus enough.Just before the convention MSM will sprinkle the airwaves that Biden might have dementia and at the convention they will claim Biden is dropping out due to health reasons.Hillary is running as the democrat elect, so it will be MSM attacking Trump for Covid19 and Hillary is the savior.
^^^ Wacky but totally believable
97% of those that get corona virus will live. I like those odds.
Calm the population into thinking it's just a flu and that "you probably won't die" from it.
Not a great time to be launching a new business, like a restaurant for example.
Bye bye Boomers. Your President is hastening your earthly departures.
^^ Please see your grandma for some perspective on life.
And as always, the jew media is driving the panic.Be sure that a bunch of jews will get rich off of this.
^^OK Boomer. Make sure your estranged family knows what to do with your body when the "jew panic" hits you.
I heard 600.
TKC WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO PANIC!!! LET'S STUDY BOTH SIDES OF COVID-19 CONCERNS TO MAKE A MORE INFORMED FACT BASED JUDGEMENT!!!and yet all the red lettering and !!!!!Get a grip, you're part of spreading the fear TKC. Tone it down. The basement is safe, more or less.
I am not a Jew. I just had a ham sammich
Time to panic. Get your ammo and bottled water.
If anyone thinks this is joke, go watch some of the videos from China. The virus has mutated already.
Everybody be Kung Flu fightin',Dem sneezes be fast as lightnin'Isolation be a little bit frightnin.,Muthafuckas be Kung Flu fighting...
Good news 10:54. An $800 million down payment for drug company research was signed by Trump last week in the $8.3 billion virus response bill. More to come.
This is just the beginning folks, Lawrence will be spreading the highly contagious disease all because of some fat, hairy, drunk commie girls wearing pink hats, be on the lookout beeches! Hahahahaha!
^^Your wife is dead. Hahahahahha!
^^^ you must be one of those pink pussy hat wearing tinker bells who likes being being peed on, amiright! Hahahahaha!
^^You must be one of those fat, lonely, diaper-wearing geezers who hate everything and everybody because your wife died and you lack the balls to go with her. Amiright? Thought so.
The meek shall inherit cocksuckers like you.
For the most part CoronaVee stayin outta KC...fraid somebody gonna Pop a cap in his ass.
2:32 2:40 you are truly one disgusting human being; retribution is one helluva bitch.
Maybe Alonzo can use his fearless drone and stop crime and this virus .We already know criminals fear him and his fearless drone.
I have a big insurance policy. I'm not too worried. If I die, the millennials of the Family finally get their Socialist dream. Otherwise they will never see it.
11:09 why not, Trump's been blaming Obama for the last 3 years. The blame game seems to work for him.
^^^ Yep, blaming Obama and still running against Hillary. The troll stills post conspiracies about a 2020 run and lead the "Lock her up!" chants.They better hope that works, since their record is nothing to run on. This administration is now run by temps that have nothing under control while the economy and health care system begin to unravel.
"Coronavirus Can Stay In Air For 30 Minutes, Travel Twice 'Safe Distance' According To Study".Stay off of public transportation and buses.
Since this is a Democratic hoax and mass hysteria, I'm hoping Trump continues to shake as many hands as possible. Don't let fake news stop the rallies and photo ops!
So lives for 3 days on paper... how long in moist fart vapor that goes into the open nostril and into the lung?
Yeah it'll be funny for all the people who die of a hoax.
^^^ you are the hoax dummy, you believe everything Rachel madcow says don’t you?
Alonzo is the virus.
I bet the patient is Gender-neutral.
^^^ speaking of which, has Lucas come out as gender neutral yet?
^^No but you’re wife has
death is mercy
Not if you go to Hell.
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