Tuesday, March 17, 2020

BREAKING!!! HALF OF KANSAS CITY COUNCIL SELF-QUARANTINE AMID CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC!!!



Local leadership takes precautions to avoid the worsening pandemic.

Here's the latest . . .

Half of Kansas City Council in self-isolation after potential exposure to coronavirus

At least six members of the Kansas City Council will self-quarantine this week because of possible exposure to the novel coronavirus, the mayor’s office said Tuesday.

Mayor Quinton Lucas’ spokeswoman, said that six of the 12 council members were self-quarantined but that they were not exhibiting symptoms of the disease, COVID-19.

Auto-hater and Council dude Bunch was the first to launch a sick tweet but said it was just a cold. There are a number of theories about travel sparking the preventative measures.

A few of the quarantined: "Councilwoman Ryana Parks-Shaw, Councilman Dan Fowler, Councilman Eric Bunch."

Councilman Dan Fowler and Councilwoman Ryana Parks-Shaw both attended that conference and said they were still self-quarantining despite showing no symptoms.

Worst quote of the day:

Fowler said he has no symptoms and would be “just really, really surprised” if he had contracted COVID-19.

Sadly, this won't change much for locals who don't see their council members outside of hype tweets.

Developing . . .

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This might not be the worst news. A lot of residents won't notice them.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +100

Anonymous said...

So do they still get paid for doing nothing?
Or is it an excuse to sit home (if they stay home) get high and jack off to monkey porn all day, on the taxpayer's dime?

Anonymous said...

JUST THE FACTS MA'AM (COVERT-19 VIRUS EDITION)

THIS IS AN EXERCISE! THIS IS ONLY A DRILL! HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THE TOP POLITICAL/CORPORATE LEADERSHIP IN THIS COUNTRY GO INTO SECLUSION! UNTIL THEN, CHILL!

PLEASE THINK!

Azar warns ‘medically fragile’ Americans against large gatherings — but stays mum on Trump rallies
From
Biden, Sanders continue campaigning amid coronavirus concerns
From

SO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The U.S. dollar as the reserve currency of the world; control of global energy supplies; and U.S. military supremacy to protect the corporate oligarchy.
It's all about money, political power, global geopolitics, and keeping the masses under control without overt brutal force. Have you ever seen a large herd of sheep expertly controlled by a single individual relaying commands to a couple of herding dogs?
How Single Dogs Can Herd Giant Groups of Sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqC7WbzVfs

Forgive the analogy, but you (and I) are the sheep in the pasture and the government/corporate oligarchy alliance are the sheep herders. Corporate media are the herding dogs, taking their commands from the herder and driving the public in the desired direction.

Most of you are unwilling/incapable of thinking logically anymore, and I'm sorry for that, but for the few surviving thinkers who might read this, please review the following puzzle pieces:

The China–United States trade war is an ongoing economic conflict between the world's two largest national economies, China and the United States.
Tensions between the U.S. and Iran are escalating in a pattern similar to the one that brought the two sides to the brink of war earlier this year.
(FED) Minutes of the Federal Open Market Committee September 17–18, 2019
Repo is Wall Street's big year-end worry. Why?
The $2.2 trillion repurchase agreement market - part of the inner workings of the U.S. financial system - is facing what could be another strain as the year comes to a close.
Repo: How the financial markets' plumbing got blocked
The repo blow-up of 2019 set markets on edge and prompted the Fed to pump billions of dollars of emergency funding into the financial system.
The Fed Repo Market Is a Dam Ready to Break
The Federal Reserve has funneled roughly $500 billion into the repo market in a program that was scheduled to end in October 2019.
Germany CRISIS: Deutsche bank shares plummet to record levels – worse than 2008 crash
Time to Write Deutsche Bank's Obituary?

Several of Europe's largest banks are insolvent, only being propped up by government's Too Big To Fail policies. The U.S. Federal Reserve is assisting other global central banks in keeping a collapse at bay.
Recall that America's Great Depression was triggered by a European banking collapse.

Anonymous said...

10-18-19 "Event 201" Coronavirus global pandemic war-game exercise simulation. Run the drill and then take it live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174
11-21-19 (Reuters) - U.S. health officials on Thursday reported 2,290 confirmed and probable cases and 5 more deaths from a mysterious respiratory illness tied to vaping, taking the total death toll to 47 so far this year.
Cases of Covid-19 first emerged in December 2019, when a mysterious illness was reported in Wuhan, China.
1-3-20 U.S. military strike kills Iranian IRGC Commander General Qassem Soleimani.
1- 21-20 World Economic Forum, Davos Switzerland, the political/corporate elite are given the coronavirus pandemic agenda.
https://www.weforum.org/events/world-economic-forum-annual-meeting-2020#themes
3-10-20 Saudi Arabia’s state-run oil giant Saudi Aramco said Tuesday it would increase its crude oil production to 12.3 million barrels a day in April, a record amount. The rapid decline in oil prices serves as a tax cut for consumers, while forcing consolidation in the energy sector.
3-11-20 World Health Organization declares a pandemic. "This is the first pandemic caused by a coronavirus," WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said at a briefing in Geneva.
3-12-20 Corporate media given the greenlight to sow fear and panic across the nation. Coronavirus causes run on grocery stores, panic buying, hoarding of food/cleaning supplies.
3-12-20 U.S. stock market indices fall nearly 10% today.
3-13-20 (Friday the 13th) President Trump declares a National Emergency.
3-13-20 Bill Gates announced he was leaving the boards of Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway to focus full-time on philanthropy and world diseases. The Gates Foundation sponsored the Event 201 simulation and is deeply involved in global disease, vaccination programs, and population control efforts.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/technology/bill-gates-microsoft-board.html
3-17-20 White House seeks $850 Billion Stimulus and Fed Unveils Emergency Lending
Millions of people were locked down in California as restrictions on movement were expanded.

100 people have reportedly died in the United States from COVID-19 related disease.

SHOCK AND AWE PEOPLE!
Create the crisis and while most are cowering in fear/confusion ram through the plans that were prepared weeks/months in advance.

I can smoke tobacco, smoke marijuana, drink alcohol, abuse painkillers, spread STD's, burn the flag, buy guns and ammunition, and run with scissors in my hand, and Uncle Sam doesn't really give a damn! But when Wall Street and the Corporatocracy need another bailout because they didn't learn anything after the Great Recession, then I'm ordered to HUNKER DOWN, go without, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and OBEY MY POLITICAL MASTER because there's an invisible killer virus from China trying to KILL ME? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING A WHITE HAT..FUCK YOU!

Anonymous said...

Then why are they having council committee meetings?

Anonymous said...

^^^Cunt

Anonymous said...

^^^^
@ 8:18 Well Said; And so it begins!

Anonymous said...

Catch it and die 8:18.

Anonymous said...

So, Eric has a sore throat and a pounding sensation in his ass?

Anonymous said...

^^^ Projecting much.

You d-bags needs to calm down.

And I agree with one of the commenters. 71,000 a year for doing nothing is nice work if you can get it.

Anonymous said...

The brilliance of the above posters is astounding, bravo.