American Century Hurries Retirements

Quick hit regarding new local terminology used to push older employees out of the way:

"American Century is offering a voluntary separation program to about 134 of the company's 1,400 employees across the globe."

More deets here for subscribers:

American Century offers buyouts in anticipation of retirement wave - Kansas City Business Journal

American Century has announced a voluntary separation program. CEO Jonathan Thomas said most of the employees who will accept the company's offer will likely come from the #KansasCity area, which is where the vast majority of its employees are based. #KCjobs


  1. I don't work there, but would be happy to promise not to work there if the money is right.

  2. There is so much nice pussy working there... my retirement would have to be pretty sweet.

  3. ^^^Except they’re not interested in virgin incels. Hence that’s why your here instead of out there fucking them.

  4. It's probably a real sweet deal for senior executives ready to retire. They had to offer the "separation package" to all employees with the same age and years of service of the senior executives so the plan is qualified and does not have higher taxes assessed on the large separation payouts (golden parachutes).


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