Saturday, February 01, 2020

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! SUPER BOWL NOTHING BUT RIGGED FOUR HOUR COMMERCIAL!!!



At the risk of alienating so many Kansas City residents, professionals and constant readers among our blog community, we must share the truth about the big game that foreshadows what Americans will endure throughout this 2020 election year.

To wit . . .

THE SUPER BOWL IS JUST AN EPIC RIGGED COMMERCIAL TARGETING SUCKERS WHO MISTAKENLY BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY WITNESS ON TV AND SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

The deception is front and center for anyone who bothers to look at this hot mess critically.

Advertisers spend millions, political candidates launch their platforms from this media circus and upper-middle-class creeps from around the world flock to this destination in order to partake in something slightly more entertaining than quiet lives of desperation.

The Super Bowl is a truly unique American invention nearly on par with Santa Claus and the Easter bunny.

Only children, fools, compulsive gamblers and fanboys drunk on carbs and lite beer believe that the result of this game is left to chance and placement of a pork-skin ball.

No matter the partisan stance and lies that voters choose to accept, the current political epoch has taught us that FACTS DON'T MATTER and this nation has now progressed beyond the antiquated myth of objective reality.

Quantum computing and technology are now quickly moving ahead of the human progression from ritual to romance and we've now come full circle to the beginning of a Brave New World where machines facilitate the nourishment of our Id and provide esteem far greater than old world communities, neighborhoods and beliefs that are now beginning to disappear. Algorithms are now learning to satisfy the cravings of the human lizard brain whilst genetically modified food beyond the imagination of our ancestors will easily supply sustenance for the masses who will watch, consume, believe, fight and die for any myriad of manufactured brands of doctrine -- All distributed by the very same suppliers.

The Super Bowl is rigged but that's no big tragedy because it's just a game. The darker truth is that IT'S ALL RIGGED and most of what people understand up to and including their identity has been garnered by watching a contest of shadow puppets fighting over an imaginary prize. 

And whilst house rules might negate any winning strategy, all of this fake news shouldn't elicit depression but might provide the path to enlightenment or at least a more honest understanding of this weekend's entertainment . . . This post started in hopes to chronicle so many Super Bowl stories that have dominated local headlines but now the constant stream of stimuli seems only like wave after wave of electric sparks hoping to power and incite audiences into whatever action ultimately serves and sustains this knock around American grid. The saving grace is only that whilst consent might be manufactured and fake, the illusion of choice starts with enticement, sex, flash, greed and sensory overload so that compliance is all but assured and far more pleasurable than any other option. 

You decide . . .

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe.

But I still got the Chiefs +3 bitches.

GO CHIEFS!

Anonymous said...

+1 ^^

Gobi said...

Damn dude, lighten up. Like you said, it's just a game.

Anonymous said...

Fun stuff, really like some of the links to good books. Ritual to Romance was suggested to me by a former professor and might be worth checking out at the library.

Nobody Like Milhouse said...

Don't bother, we all know how it ends.

Rosebud is the sled.

Anonymous said...

What happened to you bums boycotting the NFL?

Super Dave said...

^^^^Oh we are still here and still boycotting.

Super Dave said...

The Super Bowl is simply a tool that makes richer people even richer as they rake the hard earned dollars out of the pockets of delusional people that think a simple football game is the second coming of some sort or another. Just proves how easy it is to dupe the American public anymore. The Super Bowl was created and been changed through the years to do nothing but strip those who worship false idols of their money.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +100 Dave NAILS IT!

Call Now said...

Go Chiefs!

Anonymous said...

So in so many words the super bowl has about as much in common as the local strip club?

Anonymous said...

I am still boycotting the NFL, but I am watching the game.

Chiefs 48
S.F. 40

Take it to the bank.

Anonymous said...

I love the superbowl, it's a great time to watch liberal idiots cheer on the millionaire / billionaire capitalists while the main stream media gives millions in free advertising on every news outlet. Slavery isn't dead, they just have numbered uniforms and profit sharing now.

Anonymous said...

I just like how everyone is wearing RED supporting Trump.

Anonymous said...


I just got back from Blue springs and Independence. Everyone in three different stores had chiefs clothing on. They are oblivious to others in the stores, The were buying tons of beer and liquor, they are dirty, fat, and the hardest of hardcore looking. Most people who were not in chiefs clothing were professional, clean, and courteous. It is just heartbreaking to see people old and young and everything in between supporting a huge Anti American entity like the NFL over a stupid ball game that's not family friendly but rather destructive.

Anonymous said...

^^^^OK Boomer. Hurry up and die

Anonymous said...

Quantum computing and technology are now quickly moving ahead of the human progression


LOL um until the plug is pulled out the wall or there is a power outage or you can't find a charging station.

Anonymous said...

Today:

If I reduce this extremely popular American cultural event to its component parts using basic vocabulary and tell everyone about it on a community blog, it shows how much smarter I am than everyone else. When will you plebs learn? Why do you have any joie de vivre whatsoever?

Tomorrow:

Hey man, pass the dip.

Anonymous said...

Most of the commercials are designed to appeal to chicks and homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

Finally! Thank you, Tony! I've been waiting for a piece like this. It's nauseating to constantly read about how bandwagon fans been collectively having Mahomes dick in their mouths for the past week. The Czar's coverage is the worst by trying to sound all high-brow/The Atlantic-ish with headlines like "The art and pathos of Andy Reid" or some gay shit like that. God, Vahe and the rest of the jocksniffing ilk are so pathetic. Fucking go outside and play your own sports, people. How sad to wear a shirt with another man's number. And this is why I don't get laid because I see things differently in life. Fucking normies eat this shit up, especially here in Fartland. And hate to break it to you, plebs, but 49ers will "win" it. Win is in quotes because it's all a script. Tony is right: IT'S ALL RIGGED. Rewatch Super Bowl 19 too. If Patrick's agent is asking too much then watch them lose. If he's being reasonable, then yeah, they MIGHT have a shot. Doesn't matter, though, since we are such a docile lot in KC we will support the team regardless, win or lose. Look at the Royals now after the pennett.
They can't go all the way or else there would be nothing to look forward. And what are the odds of Dee Ford being in the Super Bowl after costing his entire team to not go after an intentional "mistake"? Bill and Bob paid him under the table. Elsewhere, NFL is in the decline. That can't happen in KC so Hunt family will keep giving us false hope. IT'S ALL BUSINESS.

Anonymous said...

^^^OK Boomer

Anonymous said...

Chiefs 619
49ers minus 29

Anonymous said...

Trump 2020

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

515. Go back to watching ancient aliens. That seems to be in your intellectual arena

Charles Whitman said...

515
I will bet! If it's fixed, SF will win, right?
I will bet you $100 that KC wins.
A simple win/lose wager; you pay me $100 if KC wins, and I pay you $100 if SF wins.
Whaddaysay? Is it a bet?

Charles Whitman said...

Offer good until the opening kickoff to Superbowl LIV!

Anonymous said...

Breaking!

Fiona the hippo predicts Chiefs will win Super Bowl

Cincinnati Zoo's most beloved animal, Fiona the hippo, has made her Super Bowl prediction.

Maude said...

Myself and my aging husband Chimpy will be watching the game at home while monitoring TKC for geezers making snooty comments.

Anonymous said...

I told my buddy that the weather forecast was part of the conspiracy. he said I was wrong the weather itself is part of the conspiracy. The forecast is accurate the weather is man-made. The plan

Anonymous said...

CRUCIBLE 54

Amidst the impeachment trial of President Donald J. Trump, the nation pauses to observe the annual pagan ritual of simulated warfare, testosterone-infused male dominance, scantily-clad female entertainment, money worship, gluttony, substance abuse, and the finely-honed business of mass-market advertising…it's Super Bowl time!

Sunday, February 2, 2020 (02-02-2020)
(identical forwards and back, signifying you're trapped in the matrix)

Super Bowl LIV, the 54th Super Bowl and the 50th modern-era National Football League championship game, will decide the champion for the NFL's 2019 and 100th season. The National Football Conference champion San Francisco 49ers will play against the American Football Conference champion Kansas City Chiefs.
Date: Sunday, February 2, 2020
Location: Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL
Stadium: Hard Rock Stadium
Arena: Miami Gardens
Halftime shows: Jennifer Lopez, Shakira

The Crucible is a 1953 play by American playwright Arthur Miller. It is a dramatized and partially fictionalized story of the Salem witch trials that took place in the Massachusetts Bay Colony during 1692–93. Miller wrote the play as an allegory for McCarthyism, when the United States government persecuted people accused of being communists. Miller was questioned by the House of Representatives' Committee on Un-American Activities in 1956 and convicted of contempt of Congress for refusing to identify others present at meetings he had attended.

Crucible 54 is a real-life story of how America lost its way. No longer do a majority of Americans have faith in their government, institutions, history, or fellow citizens. It's a dog-eat-dog world and when you leave the house you're wearing Milk-bone underwear. A person can do the most wicked things possible on the way toward power and wealth, but if they achieve those two objectives, all is forgiven, and they'll be idolized. You can even finance a plot to kill the President of the United States, and your son and grandson will be revered as sport franchise owners.

Anonymous said...

May Chiefs people in Florida for the big game. Shall be greeted my massive potholes and murder and mayhem when they return home to this sacred promised land.

Anonymous said...

7:22 PM And they are going to show ads promoting the new 1000 horsepower climate change saving Hummer!

Anonymous said...

The average price of a ticket is currently at US$8,264, up from "only" US$4,972 last year...

Anonymous said...

GOD BLESS CHUCK LOWE.

Anonymous said...

^^^OK Boomer

Anonymous said...

^^Fuck you Soy Boy.

Unknown said...

This article is hilarious and spot on. 49ers were averaging 7.5 yards per play then went three-and-out with five minutes left in the game!? After passing it twice!?! And not trying to run the clock out!? After their RB ran for 220 yards in the NFC Championship? And that awkward play by Richard Sherman where he moved to his right when the receiver who caught the ball was to his left? Get out of here. This game was rigged.

Unknown said...

Hell yeh bro my friend said before the game the chiefs would win he just k ew b.d n it and I couldnt believe him, but watching that game in the fourth was ridiculous. Up 20 to 10 with the ball and 12 mins left in the fourth... Shanahan goes all pass plays to a quarterback he admits not trusting in heavy situations. Debo samuel had 50 rushing yards to that point but doesnt touch the ball once in the 4th just wild to me. The major proof tho was the damien William's run to put the chiefs up in the 4th. Clearly out of bounds on a 3rd and goal but they give it to the chiefs for a 4 point lead �� oookay buddy. Theres no way the chiefs gamble the game and they would have kicked a field goal for overtime most likely. This shits probably more scripted than the wwe pretty sad

Anonymous said...

In a landslide