Thursday, February 27, 2020

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS HOPE TO PITCH BRANDING COLLAB TO PRINCE HARRY & MEGHAN MARKLE!!!



Kansas City ad wizards are hard at work trying to line up the deal of the century for this Spring as new ownership works to impress fans.

Accordingly . . .

THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS WORKING WITH PRINCE HARRY & MEGHAN MARKLE WOULD BE A HOME RUN SEYZ ONE LOCAL MARKETING GURU!!!

The sitch for those who don't know already . . .

"Since Meghan and Harry stepped back from their senior royal duties, they're no longer going to trademark Sussex Royal. This means that all of their trademark applications, the recent redesign of their website, their merchandise, and yes, their Instagram handle, will have to change."

Now, since Harry & Meghan want to be financially independent from the Royal family and seem open unique branding opportunities, this potential partnership has captured the imagination of many local ad game denizens.

Here's the word from a Midtown Kansas City advertising executive who messaged back to TKC on the condition of anonymity but has worked with the team on several different occasions on a variety of promotions over the course of his 40-year-career:

"Harry & Meghan would be a hit in Kansas City. There's no question about it. A tie-in with the Royals, done tastefully, would really welcome the couple to the United States. This would connect them to America's pastime and offer a fun branding opportunity that could also work with their charity fundraising as well. If the new management really wants to dazzle fans and get back into championship form, they're going to have to start thinking outside of the box. This is a good start . . . "

Better than a rumored downtown stadium, this marketing pitch might also inspire Kansas City fans to overlook two consecutive 100-game-loss seasons.

Developing . . .

49 comments:

  1. Got to get them at the beginning of the season. The all-star break might cut it but the Royals are usually out of the running by then.

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    1. Another Midtown Mom2/27/20, 7:10 AM

      Actually, this isn't one of the worst ideas you've floated TKC! Harry & Megan might even bring back a lot of the female fans who gave up on the team immediately after it was obvious they weren't going to win another World Series any time soon. It was nice having other women in the stands but now it's back to the same old boys club. Oh well!

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    2. KC Royals would actually have to pay them. Don't see that happening any time soon. The club has always been one of the cheapest in the league, that explains their mostly pitiful record.

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  2. Will only work if they don't have to talk with the players. I don't think either one of them speaks Spanish and our guys barely speak English, even the white ones.

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  3. Ginger limey and the half breed just what we need.

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  4. ^^^ OK Boomer.

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  5. Anyone who knows Meghan Markle knows what she has been doing. She's a sociopath and has assaulted a royal staff member gas lighted Harry, and was a yacht girl on Epstein's island. Only to mention a few things. The only people who like her are the mindless little black girls who are superficial and don't look past the outer layer. This women has broken up the Royal family and has her little friends like Oprah and Michele Obama praising her for it. Typical black women! Sit back and watch what this monster does next.

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    1. Some of these comments remind us that this is Trump Country and there's a reason why people with ambition and money flyover KC. If the Royals make it happen, they've have to protect the Royals from all of the hayseeds who think Alex Jones is the real news. Most of them read this blog so already the team is off to a bad start.

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  6. She'll ruin the Royals like she did the Royal Family. Typical American Actress drama right there. Right BOOMER ?

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  7. Harry and Megan and the whole Royal Family are a bunch of spoiled rich people supported by British taxpayers. Markel went after the money when she married Harry and knew the media scrutiny and requirements of being in the Royal family. Now she is claiming victimhood. Poor little, rich girl Megan.

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  8. 7:22: Please join me in thanking Tony once again for giving these nutjobs (looking at you, 7:18 & 7:15) something to occupy their time and keeping them out of polite society.

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  9. Markle is a skank that leads Harry around by his royal jewels. But the new will wear off like it does in most celebrity marriages and she’ll feed the tabloid fire while he slinks back to his family, tail between his legs. She should be ashamed of what she has done and the embarrassment she has brought to the royal family, but like most Kartrashian types, it’s all about her. As for affiliating themselves with the Royals team, she’ll be less than impressed when she learns the team was named for a livestock show.

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  10. Uhhhh…@7:18 - "Royal Family"?
    It's the English Royal Family!
    Who gives a shit?

    England has now made itself a third-rate small country with a collapsing economy, and soon will be as important a Bhutan in World Affairs.
    Are you as concerned with the goings-on of the Bhutanese "Royal Family"?

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  11. ^^^^^And this, besides being bullshit, is relevant to this thread... how?

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  12. "advertising executive who messaged back to TKC on the condition of anonymity"


    ROFL uh huh

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  13. 7:46 ^^ Anal much ? Almost all News Media states the "Royal Family". Do you also correct them like you did the 7:18 poster ? What kind of Anal ass wipe fuck cares if it's shortened ? Especially in a period of time when people type shit responses like LOL or with a smiling face. I bet you re a blast at office parties. Dollar store, Walmart or Dollar general ?

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  14. BIG ZONK!
    Not interested in this UNGRATEFUL woman and the man formerly known as Prince Harry being associated with the KC Royals. She is a negative force that we need to avoid.

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  15. 8:04 - You say it is B.S. but you have no facts to refute the truth; because historical fact can not be refuted. Typical leftist. Wave your red flag on May Day.

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  16. ^^ True Dat. KC has plenty of failures without adding an outside factor.

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  17. 8:04 - The threat to Americans democracy and freedom of choice is relevant to all Americans.

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  18. Make no doubt about it, Sanders and Warren are Communists. Socialism is the slippery road to Communism. Lenin, Mao, Ho Chi Min etc. claimed they were Socialists as well when they first began. Communism is a central government controlling every aspect of one's life where only the government elite have a decent standard of living.

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  19. This is so bogus. For one thing, THEY'RE NOT ROYALS ANYMORE.

    Why anyone would believe this for one second and not recognize it as made-up bullshit is beyond me.

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  20. Come on Tony raise your standards.

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  21. Oprah and Michael Obama forget that Markle’s being half white is the only reason she slipped into the royal family, just like Barry in the Oval Office. When Harry marries some ghetto princess named Sheneequa with a gold grill and lots of junk in her trunk, then Opie and Mike can high five.

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  22. Just so....... desperate for attention here in flyover country

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  23. This is even less likely than Clay Chastain accomplishing something.

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  24. TOP PHOTO -- Fat Bottomed Girls

    Harry enjoys a good BALMORAL!!!

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  25. Harry has always had very poor judgment. Have we forgotten his sporting of a Nazi uniform ? then by marrying an Actress Princess with turmoil . But no way is the guy going to marrying Sheekilla or ladasharenee Sherika . That's absurd. Only some Hollywood freak would commit that suicide.

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  26. Byron Funkhouser2/27/20, 11:50 AM

    This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

    Why would these Canadians want to associate themselves with one of the most racist cities in America? (Before you bitch, reread the comments.)

    They are not desperate paupers. My wife wanted to watch a special about them, so I watched, too. While they were talking about what these poor people will do for money it was revealed that Harry has $40 million dollars in the bank.

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    1. Bryon, you bum. You are a worthless joke and you deserve to be deleted and ignored. Get off this blog and never come back. Your comments aren't wanted.

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    2. Fraudster bLIEron Chimpy is the dumbest hypocrite everyone's ever seen.

      Why would anyone associate with the most racist retard in America. (bLIEron's all batshit cray, just read his FUBAR comments---like his racist "ALL black jury" BS).

      Funky d'Fraudster is a despicable poser. He claims he's BLIND, but Fraudy posts ^^^@11:50 that he WATCHED a special with his welfare wife about some other fraudster couple. Funky, the cheater Chimpy, is insanely jelly of everything about Harry, especially, those fat Canadian and Swiss bank accounts.

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    3. They don't Byron. This is made-up bullshit from the Shit King himself.

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  27. Nobody in America cares about these two people.

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    1. Yeah, all the national coverage would suggest otherwise. Somebody must be reading it. There are a ton of royal watchers in the U.S.

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  28. Harry is a nutty as his nutty fuckin' mama.
    They deserve each other.

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  29. polite society, HA! the only thing women can talk about is weight and the men, well, their balls are like very small dust bunnies.

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  30. I think they meant " no one really cares about these 2 nutbags ". People love reading a tragedy or following the circus through town. The Kardashians or any Hollywood scandal would be the only proof example you need to that. The bullfight attendance is about the blood and death. There is no birth in the ring. Correct? America loves a fantasy based on idiots making mistakes. Any watcher certainly has one of the largest mistakes coming on these two. Hey,Live PD is on. gotta go.

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  31. I despise your city, especially those that think they treat people well and think they are nice & polite.

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  32. 2:56,

    Then take your whining ass away. We have enough fucking whiners.

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  33. I think it's a bad idea this town already has enough clowns we don't need any Royal clowns to come in your town.let's stop pretending the new owners of the Kansas City royals are all a bunch of scumbags and carpetbaggers who wanted basically fleece Kansas City for even more money of the taxpayers money I think it's time we boycott the royals.

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  34. Byron was okay with Harry and the wife till he found out about the 40 million, then all of a sudden Harry is a scum sucking lowlife.

    Byron hates anyone who has it better than him. But they have it better because they worked at it unlike Byron who thinks the world should kiss his ass and fill his empty worthless hands with money.

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  35. Byron,
    Why do YOU want to be part of such a racist blog in a racist city if you claim to be so progressive? I think you’re a big hypocritical turd that doesn’t practice what you preach. I’m sure there are plenty of blogs in liberal US cities that you would be more aligned with. Why loiter here?

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  36. "polite society, HA! the only thing women can talk about is weight and the men, well, their balls are like very small dust bunnies."

    And you observed their balls when you were sucking their cocks, I presume?

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  37. You should publish the name of this alleged "marketer" so that everyone knows at least one moron not to hire for a marketing job.

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  38. ^^^^ He's retired. You can tell. I'm pretty sure TKC is talking about the guy in Westport. Great for laughs, not for contracts.

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  39. I will laugh when KC hosts them at a game! This idea sounds dumb enough to work.

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  41. He'll never come here. With George Brett the reigning King of Kansas City and Patrick Mahomes the Crown Prince that leaves the Royal Redheaded bastard # 3 again.

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