TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY DEADLY WESTSIDE GUNFIRE OUTSIDE HIPSTER FOX & PEARL!!!



The latest Kansas City killing happened right outside this town's most celebrated hipster restaurant just moments ago.

Remember that The Pitch expressed a bit of doubt regarding the Instagram sensation sparked by the Fox & Pearl debut earlier this year.

Now . . .

KANSAS CITY HIPSTERS ENJOYING SUNDAY BRUNCH AT FOX & PEARL CONFRONTED DEADLY GUNFIRE, A SWARM OF POLICE AND SHUT DOWN STREETS!!!

There's an online debate over this story . . . Some claim it was a police shooting whilst authorities initially report the guy was dead when they arrived at the scene.

Either way, the corpse on the street just one block over from this upscale eatery seems to provide a fact check regarding the progress of urban core gentrification or at least might cause a few hipsters to lose their appetite.

Check the headlines . . .

CESAR CHAVEZ AVE KILLING!!!

Police investigating after man found dead near bus stop on Summit

by: Brian Dulle Posted: / Updated: KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Kansas City, Missouri police are investigating after a man was found dead near a bus stop Sunday morning. Police responded to the incident just before 8 a.m. near Summit and Avenida Cesar E. Chavez where a man was found unresponsive.


KANSAS CITY POLICE REPORT 2020 HOMICIDE #22

Police investigate death near KC bus stop

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Police are investigating what may have contributed to a man's death near a bus stop Sunday morning. Emergency crews were dispatched to the 2300 block of Summit just before 8:00 a.m. on a medical nature unknown call. Upon arrival an unresponsive male was located near the bus stop.


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Comments

  1. Better title:

    Bullets on the menu.

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    1. Not really.

      Bullets on the menu for Brunch would've been slightly better. Sad.

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  2. Damn the food there that bad? Gunfire in the barrio, not to earth shaking .

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  3. Neither article mentions gunfire. Only responding to a medical emergency.

    Neither article mentions the restaurant. Only a bus stop.

    Police responded before 8am. Brunch doesn't open until 10.

    Where are links to all the social media buzz and debate? Nothing there but a link to a restaurant "doubt" review.

    You might want to clean this hit piece up. Yelp reviewers have been sued by business owners for less.

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    1. He just wanted to give his pet Nazis an opportunity to blame Mexicans for overcooked eggs.

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    2. Crime scene investigators and homicide detectives are canvassing the area to determine what might have occurred.

      Anyone with any information is encouraged to call the homicide unit at 816 234-5043, or the TIPS hotline at 816 474-TIPS.

      They don't do that for medical emergencies.

      That bus stop is a nuisance and most of these comments are idiotic.

      However, I think the overcooked eggs comment was HILARIOUS!

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  4. 11:38 for the win.

    I'm surprised CNN hasn't had offered Tony a job. With all his imaginary "Kick Ass Insiders" in tow.

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  5. ^^Fuck both of you

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  6. Ah, ma bruthas be at it again..

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  7. I'll have the Cesar Lead Salad

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  8. Fox & Pearl & Corpse

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  9. Monkeys, see Jungle.

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  10. Nothing to do with the bar. Or crossroads. Idiot.

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  11. I thought all the new modern homes popping up were supposed to reduce crime and tensions instead of increasing it.

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  12. Not sure even Royal Liquors is open at 8. Don't make a hit piece on F&P.

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  13. So? It's life in Killer Shitty and the new normal.

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  14. A murder every 2.3 days on average, our hoodrats need to get it to 2 days or less, Chicago and Baltimore are way better than our hood rats are. KC DESERVES BETTER! Just ask gopher boi! Hahahahaha!

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  15. I was passing through the West Side Today, and there was a BLOOMBURG Sign in a Front yard. It looks like people don't do there Research before They select a Candidate. I could give Them a hundreds of reasons not to vote for Bloomburg. Middle Class will have higher Taxes And the Million And Billion.income people no Taxes. And millions coming across the border. He will take your guns and KOOL-AID. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE BAD GUYS WILL ALWAYS HAVE GUNS.

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  16. They have Bloomberg signs with his name misspelled?

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  17. Yep, like Sanders signs without the Hammer and Sickle. Or Warren without the Chief's Tomhawk chop.

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  18. Blacks ruin everything nice.

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  19. Blacks ruin everything, then Latinos come in and find a way to survive off of the ruins.

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  20. Can't we just get back to the greatest love ever ? Mahomes and his GF saving the city from all evil, by love. While Pixar films has it's first openly LGBT character and Katy Perry fell to the ground. WE ARE THE WORLD.

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  21. Fox and Pearl is great. Lovely restaurant. But that bust stop has to go. Very dangerous! The entire community would improve with some additional lights and more security for the entire area. We can do it!

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    1. You don't live in that area to know I bet. And if you are hasn't been very long. The resturant needs to go not the bus stop!

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  22. Not my style. Brunch is for old white women.

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  23. Nothing wrong with the bus stop. And this had nothing to do with the new bar. We have not had a murder in the westside for YEARS. Tony is a DB who has . no idea what he is talking about....as usual.

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  24. A murder was committed within a stones throw of the basement where Tony lives.

    His mom has watched this neighborhood go to hell over the years. If fact, the property values have dropped in this shithole ever since they moved in.

    Social media buzz has noted Tony couldn't be found until 3 hours after the murder was reported. Where was he during that time?

    Tony hates hipster restaurants. Isn't it a convenient that violent news has now hit the area close to named overrated eatery?

    Tony has supported 2nd amendment rights vigorously on his blog and there are reliable rumors that there was gunfire involved in the homicide. What possible criminal actions is Tony hiding now?

    You decide. Developing...

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    1. ^^^^^ stalker creeper with most if his facts wrong. And very weird. If I was TKC, I would delete it. I guess he is serious about keeping the comments open. Most of these replies are just garbage.

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  25. If you delete comments like 2:03, all that remains is the racist stuff. Not a particularly good look, even for a basement residing blogger.

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  26. People get killed in KC, all over the city. Yes, it happened near this restaurant and near a church but the locations vary. This is a very violent city and that needs to change!

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