Thursday, February 13, 2020

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! CONSERVATIVE CHALLENGER RYAN DERKS CONFRONTS CONGRESSMAN CLEAVER!!!



Here's a newsworthy Kansas City political debut that offers a glimpse at local, upstart Republicans working to turn the tide in this traditionally Democratic Party dominated district . . .

"Investment manager and lifelong Kansas City native Ryan Derks has announced his candidacy to challenge and replace long-time incumbent Emanuel Cleaver to represent Missouri’s 5th Congressional District, comprised of the communities of Kansas City, Independence, Raytown, Lees Summit, and Blue Springs, as well as Jackson, Lafayette, Saleen, and Ray Counties.

“I am running because I believe in our constitutional rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. For 15 years, career-politicians like Emanuel Cleaver have been contributing to the swamp that is Washington and skyrocketing the debt crisis while stripping Missourians of their rights. Politicians like Congressman Cleaver advocate for socialism while failing to address the issues affecting our communities. I am heading to Washington to fight for our freedoms, to restore power to the people, and to drain the Washington Swamp to restore some commonsense to the office.”

Read more about his perspective on his campaign website: Ryanderks.com

Take a look at his debut video:



You decide . . .

35 comments:

Hyperblogal said...

Well, the first swamp drainer is sure doing well.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha Pres Swamp Drainer. What a pathetic lie. Does anyone still believe it?

Anonymous said...

Beth should primary Cleaver.

Grip Madlock said...

Anyone but that cuck Jacob Tuck

Anonymous said...

"Saleen" County?

Take another stab at it.

Anonymous said...

Wow, fascinating. What's Toni Bones up to?

Anonymous said...

- constitutional rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
- swamp that is Washington
- skyrocketing the debt crisis
- socialism
- power to the people
- drain the Washington Swamp

Blah, blah, blah; but I'm sure this word salad will make many a panty wet here.

Anonymous said...

"Constitutional rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"???

Uh, Mr. Investment Manager, those aren't constitutional rights. You listed the certain unalienable rights endowed from our creator from the Declaration of Independence. You may want to brush up on your US history before trying to wrap yourself in the flag for a government job.

Next!

Harold Eugene Johnson said...

Almost anyone one earth would be a better Fifth District Representative than Deadbeat Cleaver who loves to support every illegal in America as long as they do not live in the Fifth District.

Anonymous said...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a fucking loser

Anonymous said...

With Hawley and Graves, don't we already have enough Dorks in Congress?

Anonymous said...

But what do he have to say about CAR WASHES?

Anonymous said...

He better learn to spell Saline County.

Anonymous said...

"Beware of the teachers of the law. They like to walk around in flowing robes (new suits) and love to be greeted with respect in the marketplaces and have the most important seats in the churches a and the places of honor at banquets.
They devour widows' houses (welfare) and for a show make lengthy prayers. These men will be punished most severely."

Luke ing at you CLEAVER

Anonymous said...

Anybody but the cleave, I’ll vote for this guy in a heartbeat

Anonymous said...

Great. Another bullshit, lying, spineless, Trump-sucking Republican. THAT’S exactly what the country needs right now.

Speaking of ... when does Mexico pay for that wall again?

Anonymous said...

What's up TKC readers. This is Ryan Derks. I'll be here all night answering questions. If there's one thing we can agree on, even the losers and haters here, it's that Congressman Carwash has to go. AMA!
Proof: https://twitter.com/thisisderks/status/1228088332648927233

Anonymous said...

7:11 and your proof is where or do you just spout stupid shit all day and night? Quit being such a little bitch fag lips

Anonymous said...

I agree, anybody by cleaver. My dog would do a better job, and I cut his nuts off.

Anonymous said...

I read your issues page. I'm on board. Down with Carwash Cleaver

Anonymous said...

DOWN WITH SOCIALISM!!

WHO NEEDS AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE FOR THE MASSES LIKE EVERY OTHER INDUSTRIALIZED NATION??!!

I HEAR THOSE POOR FUCKERS HAVE TO WAIT 10 YEARS FOR A ROUTINE SURGERY

Anonymous said...

Where's "Saleen County," dipshit? Do you know Marsh Hall? He lives there.

Anonymous said...

Do you know how to spell the state you want to represent?

Anonymous said...

Serious Question: Can someone name 1 good thing Cleaver has done? All jokes aside? Why not this guy?

Anonymous said...

^^^And that's how we wound up with Trump. See you at Cleaver's swearing in ceremony.

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for Derks.

Now lets get that Davids waste of space out of office.

Anonymous said...

Cleaver will lose and then run for Mayor again. Then those of you left in KNMO can bend over and kiss your ass and this city goodbye.

Anonymous said...

Former bernie bernie bro...bernie changed on immigration and went full blown sjw...so I left him.

The old bernie would tell you the truth...mass immigration lowers your wages and standard of living and raises your rent and taxes.

Anonymous said...

Well, Carwash hopped around and hollered "She won't be throwed!" the same as dancing around like a Kansas City faggot (Blazing Saddles). That cost Hilly alot of votes. Y'all know good blacks, or, Christians don't approve of homo sin. So, Carwash was good for vanishing votes from ol' crooked liar.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that would be so bad if the KCorrupt KCrumbling KCowtown is dumb enough to "get throwed" by Carwash being mayor again.

Anonymous said...

Cleaver won’t win a bid for Mayor, either. Looks like Cleaver is being ousted. ‘Bought time.

Anonymous said...


maybe...but only if da' guy doesn't have a car wash as a business venture,,,

Anonymous said...

Anybody but Cleaver!!!

Anonymous said...

Grip @4:49, that would be a good slogan. "Any Cuck by Tuck"

Anonymous said...

Haven't drained many swamps but don't think it takes 4 plus yrs!! That line is old! Pretty sure there are a bunch of swamp drainers running for re-election..., career swamp drainers??