Tuesday, February 04, 2020

Stephen Colbert Clowns Prez Trump On 'Great State Of Kansas' Super Bowl Tweet



Actually, TKC thought this was funnier . . .

Internet buries Matt Schlapp for insisting Trump was right about the Kansas City Chiefs

Now here's the late night joke . . .



You decide . . .

86 comments:

Anonymous said...

cheap shot.

Anonymous said...

Colbert is a cheap shot artist. A hateful, jealous and vengeful ass of a man. He will rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone watch late night shows anymore anyway. Lame. Dorks.

Anonymous said...


Hey remember when Obama said there was 52 state in the U.S. Obama was president and he didn't even know how many states we had. I guess that's what happens when you're from a foreign country.

Quote from Barack Obama to the Kenyan people in Kenya; I'm from here!

Anonymous said...

No problem. Trump claims his father was Swedish.

Anonymous said...

I guess when you're a "Celebrity" like Trump you can grab them by the Kansas and get away with it, right?

Anonymous said...

7:11..remove Pete , insert Colbert. Shiff. band of faglers.

Anonymous said...

When you go to Arrowhead or the K you wouldn't think you were in MO. Mostly all you see is a sea of JoCo plates. Strange...

chuck said...

Colbert is a smarmy, smug, patronizing, Progressive poltroon whose stock in trade is "Cock Pistol" jokes that play well with the legions of myopic, blinkered coastal trolls who vote for the parasites and vampires that suck the life out of this country and sell us down the drain every day.

You can tell that once, at least, he ran that mouth of his a little to much and someone grabbed his ear and jerked him out the fuckin door.

He is a living, breathing mucus plug hair ball, that at some point, we need to cough up and flush down the toilet with the day's first shit.

Anonymous said...

^^^ well said chuck people like bLIEron and Colbert’s base of people like 7:02 have a combined in IQ of 32 so. They believe every thing he says so....

Anonymous said...

Listen to all these minions defend the president's stupidity. You ass clowns would eat his shit if he told you to. The country is laughing at him and you fools.

Anonymous said...

^^^^You mean the world is laughing at him and his minions.

Anonymous said...

No, the world is laughing at the retarded fools in Iowa, who again, prove that Democrats should never be in charge of anything more complicated than a squeeze toy.

Talk is cheap, but when it comes to actually accomplishing you objectives, Democrats ARE the personification of the Iowa Caucuses.

Anonymous said...

It's not pronounced "Coal Bear"

He's a FAKE piece of shit whose last name is
pronounced "COAL BERT"

Stopped watching his garbage years and years ago.

Anonymous said...

Colbert’s crowd is the pink pussy hat, blm, lgbtq, anti American, anti constitution crowd. They mean nothing in the real world, just like him.
And the sad part is he’s an entertainer and those people hang on every word he says.

Rachel madcow was just in court over her bullshit and her lawyers said that people shouldn’t believe her..... that’s her defense I shit you not!

Anonymous said...

Kansas Chiefs!

Anonymous said...

The “democratic” Iowa caucus was a complete disaster and here’s the reason why, it was run by a bunch of former Clinton staffers!

Adam schitforbrains is telling everybody that Trump is going to sell Alaska to the Russians!

Holy crap those people are completely and certifiably nutz!

Anonymous said...

You right wingers are so cute when you're triggered.

Anonymous said...

Chuck nailed it. My thoughts exactly.
I have a nightly ritual. I check out each late shows monologue, soon as I hear the word Trump or Republicans I change channels. I very rarely every get to watch more than two minutes of any one channel.

Also these late night shows feature like minded conservative haters who are on only to promote their alternate life styles for the sole purpose of legitimizing their deviant choices, normalize and indoctrinate us on a daily basis.

Anybody else see this seemingly organized in concert epic daily conservative bashing and liberal agenda promoting by the networks?

Anonymous said...

^^No. Conservatives fuck up daily. They are a complete and total embarassment.

Anonymous said...

@ 9:20AM I Challenge you to prove 9:18 observation wrong. If you are of like mind with the talk shows leanings you probably are not even aware of the mass manipulation. Yes some stupid shit happens but you have to step back from the hate and see from fact not emotion.

Anonymous said...

Can I get the election results from the democrat caucuses in Iowa, they are over 12 hours. So who is making a bigger mistake?

Anonymous said...

Yeah Democrats can fuck up, then the media will deflect the blame elsewhere. The liberal press applies the Teflon and everything slides off every fucking time.

Robert said...

I quit watching Late Night self proclaimed entertainers when David Letterman made the comment (Colbert says the same thing now) "that the road to the White House goes past this desk". They are not important, they should not be proclaiming themselves as that important. The road to any elected position goes past my ballot, I am a citizen, I am a voter, and I don't listen to these jerks.

Anonymous said...

^^except he never said that. Weird.

Anonymous said...

9:56 I just googled that statement. Worded as chair from the quotes, could have said different on other occasions. So yes Letterman did say that.
That makes you extremely weird.

Anonymous said...


Democrats are used to scamming Americans..but..in Iowa..they tried scamming each other..

and total chaos resulted...too funny!

Anonymous said...

Hey, 6:17a ... you spelled Colbert wrong. It should be T-R-U-M-P.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Chimpy^^^ you are so busy today ooking and eeking TDS comments that your nasty pimp is posting for you. Decent and intelligent people don't care about a stupid monkey and his monkey porn pimp's opinions. Stick with your banana hiding games in your stinky cage.

Anonymous said...

I just love a thin-skinned GOP meltdown as Colbert points out the obvious. Waaaaaa! Are you wittle fee-fees hurt, Deplorables? Do we need to call your mommy? Waaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Anonymous said...


Mayo Pete Buttplug 2020!

Anonymous said...

10:23 Drink much Kool-Aid? What a stupid un original fuck! Lots of words, no content.

Anonymous said...

No thin skin. So you are denying media bias across all platforms?

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Anonymous said...

This would probably be a decent final jeopardy "This state is the home of the Kansas City Chiefs". 50/50 if Ken Jennings would have known the answer.

Anonymous said...

Very intelligent. Chimpy best describes.

Anonymous said...

Remember when Trump whined Obama was a fool for making that mistake??
How the hell is Trump not the assclown now you koolaid swilling crackpot?

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck cares?

Anonymous said...


Demosleazeballs screw up their own caucus..

Meanwhile, in President Trump's America, economy booming, record low unemployment, and stock market up 500 points today.

K A G A!

MDLQ said...

....So what is the difference between trumpootie and a ....Sack of Shit?
......just answer the question.

Anonymous said...

Oh chimpy you failed to make a single point about the clip.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer.

Anonymous said...

Haha Haha imagine complaining that Trump's opponents are just entertainers!

I swear you Dumpists are the least self aware assclowns in all of KANSAS City.

Anonymous said...

Ok chimpy stay in your bubble cage.

Anonymous said...

10:54 AM ^^OK Boomer.
That's so last week (& WEAK).

Anonymous said...

Oh a superstition terror threat from a bible thumper! Rational people are sure to let control our lives.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer

Anonymous said...

10:57. You have a running theme in your posts. Ass and Clowns. Did you have an unwanted (or wanted) experience at a circus when you were a child?

Anonymous said...


LOL!! Even Clinton News Network, CNN, admits Trump unbeatable with record approval polls

"Trump's current 49% approval puts him ahead of where his predecessor -- Barack Obama -- was at this same time in his first term. (Obama was at 46% approval.) Which is absolutely remarkable, given the first 3+ years of Trump's presidency and the fact that he became just the third president in American history to be impeached by the House last month.
The Democratic-led impeachment effort likely contributed to Trump's strengthening numbers. You see it most clearly in the fact that 94% of self-identified Republicans in the poll said they approve of the job Trump is doing -- up 6 points from those who said the same thing in Gallup's poll last month. And that 94% approval is Trump's highest rating -- by 3 points -- ever among Republicans."

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer.

Anonymous said...

Oh no don't go there (facts). Wait for it, the bullshit replies are coming. 1o, 9, 8 .....

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, video has surfaced of Trump at his private Super Bowl Party, looking around the room, pointing at people, grinning and waving his hands like he was conducting the Orchestra PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!

“You have to stand proudly for the national anthem or you shouldn’t be playing — you shouldn’t be there. Maybe you shouldn’t be in the country.”

Donald J. Trump 2018 on “Fox & Friends”, commenting on NFL Players kneeling.

(btw, that "Super Bowl Party" cost you and me $3.4 million)

Anonymous said...

11:11 AM. I can't believe you dedicate so much time and energy hating on something all presidents do. Critiquing another persons conduct all the time is obcessive. No doubt he is rude, crude and shit for brains. But just wait the people will decide, but I am afraid you will lose fucking mind all over again. Hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Waaaaaaaaaaa!! Waaaaaaaaa!! You DUMBocrats are so mean to Trump. Waaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaa! I need my mommy. Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!! My weak, deplorable thin skin can’t take this. Waaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Anonymous said...

11:26 There you go again. You, sir have used up your lifetime allotment of a(s). So now it's just W W or just STFU.

Anonymous said...

Yeah @11:26 is undoubtedly an irritated asshole.
We all want to scratch at it but best to leave it alone.

Anonymous said...

@11:22, @11:11 here - Please post the details of ANY other President, Democrat or Republican, who behaved anything like this at any time.

And if the Stable Genius, or rather the GOP gerrymandering, does manage to eke out another Electoral College "win" in November, I won't explode, I've made it through Nixon's dishonesty, Reagan's senility, Bush's incompetence, Baby Bush's stupidity, and am in a constant state of amusement at the current GOPutz's antics.

But at least they, no matter how dumb, never managed to disrespect the Anthem and therefore the Country to anything like this level.

Oh, and by the way, I don't know what an "obcession" is, please enlighten me. Accuracy in spelling IS something of an obsession with me.

TKC Fan Club Member said...

12:06 Oh they did we just didn't hear about it like we do now. Todays POTUS is more exposed to the media than any POTUS before him. Obama started to catch some of that his last four years in office.

Johnson was a POTUS who cussed, drank and was if not ruder and cruder that Trump.

Kennedy was fucking his mistresses in the White House under Jackie's nose while handing out jobs to the whole family and protecting his Daddy's illegal operations.

Obama and his wife both made indecent comments that were race related along with abuse of office.

And then we have Slick Willy, who the house also impeached for telling lies but the Senate said to go suck eggs, whon was getting head in the White House probably while Hillary was watching so it was more than likely really done under her nose, it sure was for Monica. Then do you remember all the Whitewater affair and Slick Willy pardoning Susan McDougal who was part of it.

So yes it would appear the demorats are no angels and have gone way further over the line than Trump has.

Anonymous said...

^^^ True dat.

Anonymous said...

a lot of people make that same mistake ya'all we[re not that important to the rest of the country. not a single fortune 500 company is hq in kcmo so let's focus on things that matter not two miles of street rail for 102 million dollars or other vanity fixations. let's re name kck to wyandotte and KCMO "westport landing" and while we're at it "johnson county" after magic johnson, and rescind the platte purchase and return those six counties to the Kansas territory ah -radish

Anonymous said...

First off 12:06 PM there is not an argument over his behavior compared to prior presidents. Most likely would be a non issue if weren't for the spotlight of the 24 hour media of current times.

Second, agreed again, his conduct in the clip is not what is customary or consistent with his past criticisms of others, but Trump does nothing according to prior acceptable protocols. (Most likely would be a non issue if weren't for the spotlight of the 24 hour media of current times.)

Trump offends our sensitivities, no argument. But to not give credit for his accomplishments shows extreme prejudice and an unwillingness to give credit where credit is due. The divide is monumental. Black & white, no gray, no compromise and no civility. As Greta said "how dare you! (With emotion)".

Third. We all know what a commenter is trying to communicate even when the structure and or spelling is questionable. The spelling thing is just petty and arrogant. Good luck on the coming election. Peace.

Anonymous said...

The haters should be thanking President Trump because KC is getting more PR than all the money the Visitkc people have ever spent trying to get people to find out where KC is. Trump wins.

Anonymous said...

You're in a constant state of derangement; your weirdness is addressed quite well by others in the comments below.

Anyway, it was a win. That's how our system works. No need for quotes--that's how any sore loser behaves who can't admit that his side lost.

Can you admit it, even today, after all your failed attempts to remove a duly elected President? Can you actually own your defeat and learn from it?

Anonymous said...

Not even a rebuttal.

Anonymous said...

Waaaaaaaaa!!!! DemocRATS are the meaniest, mean scum. Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I want to support a racist, misogynistic, sex offender who keeps children locked in cages. Waaaaaaaaaa!! Waaaaaaaaaaa! I have a tiny pee-pee but love to grab married women’s pussies without consent. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Good people on both sides even though they are murdering white supremacists and Nazi’s. Waaaaaaaaaa!!! Waaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Anonymous said...

Damn!! Geezer skulls are getting caved in left and right today!!!! Good job, good job!

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Don't you know we know when you talk to yourself? Silly monkey. Lol

Anonymous said...

Was there a point in there? Lol.

You've really regressed to a child state, not even able to string sentences together in your all-consuming hate.

Come back later after med pass and try again. Kthx

Anonymous said...

1:52 a perfect example of what's wrong with the democratic party.

Ignatius said...

Words like Misogynistic, Xenophobic, Hater, chimpy, deplorable, ass clown, Waaa, Geezer, Boomer and other terms to insult others just prove that you never get out of your mom's basement and are gamers when you can find other losers to play with. You think these words make you sound Soooo smart and progressive, not the case however.
You interfere with people trying to honestly express their thoughts either conservative or liberal. You make every post as hate filled as possible. I'm sorry you can't express yourself like an adult.

Anonymous said...

^^Do you know where you are are retard? This blog is filled with nothing but hateful racists. The people on here suck balls, you included. If you don't like the discourse, by all means get the fuck of the blog. There. Fixed it for you. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

^^^Thank You for proving beyond all doubt the point being made by 2:28

Anonymous said...

These brave keyboard manly men throwing insults with every reply wouldn't have the nuts to talk like that face to face with momma upstairs.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy getting mad! Triggered monkey!

Anonymous said...

Are you the caretaker of this blog chimpmeister?
You're just a one line Einstein. Sounds like you have a lot of experience punishing the monkey, basement boi.

Anonymous said...

Waaaaaaaaaa!! Waaaaaaaaaa! We're not triggered Deplorables, you are! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaa! Hillary should be locked up by now! Waaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaa! Democrats are so hateful! Waaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaa! We never yell nasty, hateful slurs at anyone ... especially women, people of color, non-Christians, Gold Star families, veterans, former POWs, and anyone not in our cult! Waaaaaaaaa!! Waaaaaaaaaa! Trump never, ever insults anyone! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Liberals are so, so, so, mean. Waaaaaaaaaa!!

Anonymous said...

Chimpy don't get mad. Chimpy get even. Chimpy sling the shit your throwing right back at you. Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Still having a monkey stroke? Keep trying this, you are a funny little monkey every time you try. :)

Anonymous said...

Not really, no.

Anonymous said...

Consider yourselves 8-count tapped out, MAGA-fans. Chimpy just put you to sleep with those posts. Sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. This is the best you can do? We wait day after day for you to have any real kind of comeback and you fail every single time. Lately you're not even amusing, and wearing a little monkey clown suit and doing your little monkey dance for us is literally all you do in life.

Wake up, Chimpy!! Lol

Anonymous said...

Chimpy man comments on own chimpy posts, weird, cage cleaner.

Anonymous said...

@12:30, As a matter of fact I do remember "the Whitewater Affair"!

Little known fact, the investigation of "the Whitewater Affair" started in Kansas City, from the Branch Office of the Resolution Trust Corporation! The RTC was created to clean up the mess left after Ronnie Reagan's California Mafia buddies finished their six-year raid on the savings of the elderly in this Country!
(Remember the Savings and Loan Scandal?)

Anyway, an RTC Investigator audited Whitewater, and determined that a Real Estate Con Man (no, not named Trump) had ripped off a number of Arkansas Lawyers, and that the Clintons only connection to the matter was that they had been defrauded to the tune of $250,000.
That pretty much ended the matter for a couple of years, and then - suddenly - the file disappeared! The Kansas City file had been about 40 pages long, but it mysteriously reappeared in Bob Dole's Topeka Office, at 150 pages! When the KC-RTC requested the files' return, damned if it didn't disappear (mysteriously) again!

It popped up a second time, briefly, now at 300+ pages, in Senator Lynch's Office in Des Moines, then vanished once again only to finally arrive in Washington! Ken Starr was appointed "Special Investigator" to "investigate" Whitewater, and tried to come up with something credible out of the additions that had magically accrued into the file during its cross Country wanderings, but couldn't find a single believable damn thing there! So Kenny was then given "carte blanche" to find other "evidence"!

Starr first narrowed in on a former Little Rock Reporter who claimed to have had a years-long affair with Bill Clinton, meeting him weekly at a downtown Little Rock Hotel until she got a anchor Job and moved to Dallas. Unfortunately for Ken Starr's efforts, construction of the Hotel she claimed to have met in weekly with Clinton hadn't even started until seven months after she left town!

So Kenny Starr had to fall back on an illegally-obtained tape recording of a conversation between Lewinsky and a "friend" which the "friend" sold to the RNC, and the rest is History!

Anonymous said...

Damn Adam, did you have to get one more shit shot in at the Republicans here on TKC before the State of the Union started?

Looks like about 5+ hours of copy and paste labor on your part to muster a reply. Exhausting I bet. I know I was exhausted after reading it. There was surely some point you were trying to make but I got lost in story and didn't get it.

Feel free to reply while the President is pointing out what he has accomplished in the last three years that you fucks couldn't do. Meant that in a good way. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's a miracle in only three short years Donald Trump has been responsible for a record-setting eleven year long stretch of Economic Growth!

And, as in the past, the unemployment rate, which has been dropping in each of those eleven years, has reached an all time low - another miracle!

Of course, the GDP growth rate has been slowing down the past three years from the pace of the preceding eight, but that's okay, yet another miracle!

What a shame that the President hasn't also been able to carry out any of his Campaign Goals, but that would be too much to expect, after all, he's only a perfect human.

Anonymous said...

Haters gonna hate.