Wednesday, February 12, 2020

SHOCK!!! GOLDEN GHETTO DRONE TECH SEARCHES FOR SASQUATCH!!!

As we begin the era of A.I. and quantum computing, here's a glimpse at how our 2nd favorite enclave has put new tech to use . . . Read more:

Lenexa company's drone joins Travel Channel's search for Bigfoot

LENEXA, KS (KCTV) - Some people will go to great lengths to track down the elusive Sasquatch. "We thought, okay this is a little wild, this is like Northwestern folk lore," Digital Aerolus Director of Operations Jameson Huckaba said. Being recruited to help with the job was the last thing Huckaba expected would happen.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! It’s a Bigfoot!

DJI said...

The drone looks cool, but they should use it for something realistic, like hunting down potholes!! Oh wait their drone is as week as most city governments - its a indoor under the radar drone. Who knew???

Anonymous said...

i think it is obvious that the guy holding the drone grows a little more hair and transforms into bigfoot upon entering a wooded area.

Anonymous said...

Better warn Sly James to avoid drone deployment area.

Anonymous said...

^^Oh hahahahahaha!! LOL!!!! This is sooooo funny!!!! I mean Sly's not the mayor anymore, but this is comedy gold!!! Pure gold!!!! Where did you come up with such a witty retort?!? Hahahahahahahaha! To funny!!!! Hahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Probably used to scout out weed patches.