Monday, February 10, 2020

Local Lonely Heart: Perfect Village Dude Asks For Internets Dating Help

As V-Day approaches we offer a peek at datejeffg.com and a dude that DEFINITELY doesn't have deeper issues going on if he's making a website and giving magazine interviews instead of creating thirst traps on Instagram like everybody else . . . Take a look:

$25,000 Can Be Yours If You Can Find This Dude a Suitable Girlfriend. No, Seriously! - In Kansas City

Jeff Gebhart knows what he wants. A girlfriend. Only problem? He's having horrible luck finding Ms. Right. So, in the ultimate game of metro matchmaking, he's eliciting the public's help. Gebhart quietly launched a website over the weekend-the aptly named DateJeffG.com-where he's offering $25,000 to anyone who can hook a brother up.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's in the wrong city.

Anonymous said...

I'll give the first lady who can give me a heartache having sex everything I have. Savings, Assets, Property, Stocks, etc.

Anonymous said...

I have lived all over the USA. Kansas City has the most fickle, odd, sometimes dishonest and mostly stupid women. Its very sad. I guess the smart ones leave town. The worse are the female attorneys, who feel they are special, but dont understand they are not in the top 1% of earners in the USA.

Anonymous said...

I am married with a modest job, a 20 year old car and have two girlfriends, what's this idiots flaw ?

Anonymous said...

@5:16. You sound like an incel cuck. I bet you’re ugly as fuck too.

Anonymous said...

Jeff needs to call Bryon.

Anonymous said...

^^There ya go.

Anonymous said...

Women in this area are weird. They either think they have been slighted and are feminists, or have the small town inferiority complex, or think they are "country western" even though they have only been on horseback 3 or 4 times. At least in Cali the women are all pretty fit, eat healthy, are tan, and keep up with current affairs. He needs to move to another city. Find a real woman. One that doesn't support Pitbull ownership!

Anonymous said...

@5:37- When was the last time did you see a hot chick in the Kc Metro ? If you like fat, uneducated and lacking of basic culture. KC metro is the summit of vagina obtainment for a 50 year old gamer. You did notice 5:16 stated that he has been all over. Obviously you can't state the same.

Anonymous said...

He’s is Prairie Village. Does he have any idea how many married women there are willing to fuck? Almost all of them. Plenty more in Leawood. Maybe he’s a homo.