KCPD TOP COP TALKS RESOURCES AND LOSING FIGHT AGAINST DAY DRINKING DURING CHIEFS SUPER BOWL PARADE!!!



An upbeat presser and word to the public after last night was mostly gunfire, fights and locals blowing themselves to bits with illegal fireworks . . . Checkit:

KCPD CHIEF: We've got all hands on deck for the Chiefs victory parade!

Like everyone else in Kansas City, we are elated about the Chiefs’ Super Bowl victory! We have been preparing for this possibility for quite a while and are ready to host what is likely to be the biggest celebration this city has seen since the Royals World Series win in 2015.

The victory parade is an all-hands-on-deck event for KCPD. Additionally, law enforcement agencies from around the metro area have dedicated some of their limited manpower (and womanpower!) to assist us that day. All of us at KCPD are very grateful for their assistance, and it shows what a truly cohesive metro area we have and how well we work together. This is a regional event, and it will be handled with regional resources. There will be hundreds upon hundreds of officers along the parade route and at the celebration at Union Station afterward to ensure everyone has a great time while staying safe. This will not detract from officers working the rest of the city. We are not taking away from our regular patrol division staffing allocation. Instead, we are bringing in everyone from investigative units to Academy recruits to help on the streets that day, as well as the aforementioned outside agencies.

Just as police will have to be flexible that day, so will those who will take part in the festivities. We are expecting hundreds of thousands of people to descend on a very limited area in downtown Kansas City. If you plan to attend, expect very heavy congestion, big traffic delays and huge crowds. Pack your patience. There is only so much police can do to move that many cars and people along. In a large crowd, items and people (especially children) are bound to get lost or separated. We will do everything we can to reunite people and return property to its rightful owners, but please help us by keeping a close eye on your children and keep your property secured.

Additionally, it’s February in Kansas City, so the forecast for the parade calls for cold temperatures. Please dress accordingly. As always, public alcohol consumption also is prohibited.

We can’t wait to celebrate this historic day with you, Kansas City. Thank you for your assistance, and thank you to the Kansas City Chiefs for making this momentous day possible in our community!
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Comments

  1. There’s going to be drinking, a lot of it. There’s going to be fighting. I would advise women, children and homosexuals to stay away.

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  2. ^^^^@ 2:08 ROFL You've got it right and KC doesn't have the man power to handle anything that should happen. Thanks to the mayor and former mayor. Get ready for the air in KC to smell like rotten pickles, people get drunk over anything.

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  3. ^^OK Boomer.

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  4. It will be a great day for those DWI lawyers in Raytown!

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  5. Oh joy, I can't wait for the odor of puke wafting all over the downtown area come Wed afternoon.

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  6. ^^Who you fooling geezer? You don't work and rarely ever leave the trailer park in Frogville.

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    1. Oh Chimpy. You don't know anything about the world outside the zoo!

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    2. Oh, Whimpy Chimpy/2:47, puke doesn't smell near as bad as your caca stinky cage!

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  7. @2:27pm
    OK Boomer?
    Really?
    Lame when it started and well beyond its sell-date now.
    Can't AOC come up with anything a little more clever and relevant for her groupies?
    Sad.

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  8. TOP PHOTO -- QUINTON MET A TIGHT END IN MIAMI

    KCPD CHIEF: We've got all hands on deck for the Chiefs victory parade!

    SFPD CHIEF: We've got all hands on dick for the 49ers parade!!!

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  9. Ok younger and dumber

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  10. 3:04 PM
    Imagefap KC Women

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  11. Ha you're delusional if you think KCPD is going to protect you.

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  12. Kansas Chiefs! If it hadn't been for the game we would still think the city is flat with cows wondering around.

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  13. ^^^You would because you’re dumb and old.

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    1. Oh Chimpy. You only know bush pigs and bananas! Lol

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  14. At least their won’t be very many homosexuals there. The homosexuals were all cheering for San Francisco, of course.

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  15. ^^^3:03 AM?!? God, you must be so lonely and desperate. Loser.

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