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Who in the hell wants to be a cop in Killer Shitty?
Its a waste of time for KCPD to be recruiting in the urban core when their Chief wants blue eyed blonde haired new hires.
i have been far too fair with the police, they are amoral scumbags and i hate them.
remember kiddo recruits, if you come across a drunk woman causing relatively harmless trouble in westport and then passes out, just dump her in the nearest park, and leave. she'll wake up, look around, be grateful her pants have not been tampered with, and then not sure to be pissed off or not.
and that is how i discovered the location of charlie parker's burned down school house!you may want to try checking a bitches' teeth to perhaps help you determine if her level of whoredom is worthy of the less paperwork honor of being dumped unconscious somewhere.
fyi a drunk woman in an outrageous uber whore outfit (jeans, belt, no cleavage, and tennis shoes) offering EVERY tom dick and hairy in westport a bj for weed may not only NOT be serious, she is most apt to throw some bills on the table, take the weed and run if someone thot she was
and if you are morally outraged b/c you think she is serious and put together a little morally outraged gang to descend upon the whore, she may just get mad you thot she was serious and show up and do it again.
one pint of beer $5. The aghast look on a tender rube police officer's face when you tell him the black kid following you around is going to give you weed for a BJ (but actually punches you in the nose and then flees after you tell him to run b4 you start screaming like a crazy white woman), priceless.
the cartilage in my nose could make a popping sound for a year after that punch. little shit. as opposed to to the forever popping noise in my neck after a cop stepped on it after i lost it when an immigrant taxi cab driver honked at me, punched him several times through his window, then displeased with the satisfaction of the punches, turned around and clocked a blonde lady lady in the jaw. Which felt very satisfying until a cop was standing on my neck.
punches i would have preferred to deliver upon a bitch cop in AZ b/c she deserved it.
as far as i am concerned i am entitled to kidnap 3 or more police officers, a couple prosecutors, a couple of judges, drive them to the desert in the middle of night in 20 degrees, 15 miles from anywhere, no coat no phone, and tell them to have a nice walk.
and of course, yell out 'learn to code bitches' while driving away after dumping their asses.
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