Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Kansas City Morning News Link Wash



So-called Bathing Beauties have been a part of American advertising culture for more than 100-years and even the pr0n game is influenced by this old-school tradition that defied Victorian-era standards. And so we start the day with a "hat tip" to Brazzers fighting to KEEP smut in the mainstream via Instagram . . .And this leads us to our daily collection of pop culture, community news and other items from across the nation and around the world.


KANGAROO PUNCHED!!!

UMKC police say student randomly punched by man

Police at the University of Missouri-Kansas City are warning students about an assault.Police said a student was punched in the face, for no apparent reason, as the suspect walked by the victim on the south side of the medical school on Holmes Road just after 6 p.m. Tuesday.The victim refused medical treatment.


KCK Hero Remembered

Kansas City, Kansas, School Mourns Loss Of 'Mr. Bob,' Crossing Guard Killed Saving Two Kids' Lives

A crossing guard employed by the city of Kansas City, Kansas, died Tuesday after he pushed two schoolchildren out of the way of an oncoming car. The incident occurred just before 8 a.m. along the 5400 block of Leavenworth Road outside the Christ the King Catholic School.


Northland Traffic Debate

Northland residents question construction project that has road closed for months

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Residents living along Northwest 72nd Street, just east of Interstate 29, are sick of delays and detours. A portion of the road has been closed for a Kansas City improvement project since May 2018. Jack Williams, a Lake Waukomis alderman, said residents do not see any work being done at the site.


Fewer Kansas City Jobs Secure As Robots Replacements Move Beyond Fast Food Kiosks

KC companies could soon be using security robot with artificial intelligence

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - The Security robot, Cobalt Robot, travels at about two miles per hour. If someone were to step in front of it, its sensors allow it to stop. It's able to patrol businesses and a local company hopes businesses in Kansas and Missouri will start using it.


Prez Trump Tweets Too Much???

AP source: Barr tells people he might quit over Trump tweets

WASHINGTON (AP) - Attorney General William Barr has told people close to him he's considering quitting his post after President Donald Trump wouldn't heed his warning to stop tweeting about Justice Department cases, an administration official told The Associated Press.


Everybody Against Socialism

The Escalating Class War Against Bernie Sanders

In American politics, hell hath no fury like corporate power scorned... More than ever, Bernie Sanders is public enemy number one for power elites that thrive on economic injustice. The Bernie 2020 campaign is a direct threat to the undemocratic leverage that extremely wealthy individuals and huge corporations constantly exert on the political process.


Prez Pr0n Juxtaposition

Buttigieg slams Trump: My marriage never involved sending 'hush money to a porn star'

Pete Buttigieg turned an attack on Tuesday about his marriage into a pointed knock against President Donald Trump and hush money payments he paid to porn star Stormy Daniels.


TALK IT OUT!!!

What It's Like to Describe Porn for a Blind Audience

The Giants Didn't Invite Aubrey Huff to Their World Series Reunion for a Simple Reason John Oliver Endorses "Medicare for All" Did Dwyane Wade Rig the Dunk Contest? An Interview With the Man Who Helped Make the NBA All-Star Game Exciting In 2016, Pornhub announced a buzzy new initiative that drew quite a bit of news coverage at the time: porn for the blind.


Booze News Redux

Martini Corner in Midtown could soon get a new look

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- A strip of bars and restaurants in Midtown could soon get a new look. Martini Corner at 31st Street and Gillham Road was once a popular entertainment district, but now there are so many other choices like Westport or the Crossroads District.


Golden Ghetto Head Check

Overland Park police meet face-to-face to talk mental health resources, new hotline with residents

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. -- Overland Park officers are joining forces with mental health advocates to discuss how to enhance interactions between people with mental health problems and police. The goal is to prevent tragic encounters, like what happened in 2018, when an Overland Park police officer shot and killed 17-year-old John Albers.


Opening Kansas City Hole

Roanoke Park cave in KC was once Sealed, now local cave explorers want to investigate

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Behind a big rock formation is a cave, one that used to be open to the public, but the city sealed it off. No one's been in it for decades, but over the winter, someone broke through the concrete seal illegally, now local cave explorers want to know what's in there.


Chilly Cowtown Midweek

Temperatures will struggle to reach 40 degrees Wednesday

Hide Transcript Show Transcript WEATHER TODAY. SEE WHAT I DID? NICK: YOU CAN MAKE IT IF YOU WANT TO. IT IS A LITTLE CHILLY. WINCHELL VALUES IN THE TEENS. 27. SOUTHEAST FREEZE AT EIGHT MILES PER HOUR. TEMPERATURES IN THE 20'S. MANAGEABLE COLD FOR FEBRUARY AND OUR FIRST ALERT DAY PLANNER WILL START WITH SUNSHINE AND END WITH CLOUDS.


Taylor Swift - The Man is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cheeks and peeks?

Anonymous said...


That is just what KC needs more places for bats. Brookside is so full of them we had to put screening around our house to keep them out. In Hyde Park they fly down the chimney so two to three bats a year in the house. These things are protected too so if you get bats you can't remove them until they stop mating. Isn't that just great you have to live with bats and the dangers of them but they are protected. Perfect!

Anonymous said...

^^Same with bumblebees. Better not kill one of them. You'll get hauled off like you took down the Twin Towers.

Anonymous said...

^ Said the mosquito lover.

Anonymous said...

^^ Said the agriculture hater.

Anonymous said...

@8:26, for decades we've had to live with Republicans, who are also "protected" and can't be disposed of as they deserve, and there are a lot more of them running around, so be happy you only have to deal with "bats", and not "battys"!

Anonymous said...

When a homosexual comes on to a hetrosexual person they always risk the chance they will get punched in the face Kangaroo or not. Of course the homosexual isn't going to admit why they were punched in the nose. Yes the police should warn the hetrosexual students of the deviants roaming the campus.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's true Buttigieg never paid off a woman, it was always men he paid off.

Anonymous said...

^^How do you know nancy? Did you take a load from him and then get a payment?

Anonymous said...

^^What you tired of saying OK Boomer?

Anonymous said...

^^Huh??? Are you retarded or stupor dave?

Reality Speaker said...

Tony, these headlines just offer too many opportunities for jokes.

Golden Ghetto Head Check
Opening Kansas City Hole

Also:

Breaking News...Mayor Pete is taking a break for a few days and heading to Florida. He heard pitchers and catchers were reporting for duty. Earlier, Pete made his final push and came from behind....now, back to the campaign.

Anonymous said...

Last time Pete was in town, he got rear-ended on Johnson Drive. After getting rear-ended on Johnson, he got in a car accident later.