Kansas City Journalism: Pitch Reports On Super Bowl Parade 'Ass Man' After Great Fall

Here's the 2nd biggest star of the event after the meth addict who crashed the gates and allowed the po-po to show their crowd control skill.

Check the social media celebrity write-up:

Will you be our Valentine, Chiefs Fan Who Fell Ass-First From A Tree?

Credit: YouTube While our Super Bowl victory parade was a mostly pleasant family affair, there was one local hero who made the whole world tune in to celebrate in kind. A man who made the play of the game on a day where there wasn't a game.


  1. A future candidate for Kansas City council or Jackson County executive.

  2. ^^^^
    Good thoughts, but he'd actually be MORE qualified if he fell on his head.


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