Saturday, February 01, 2020

Jason Kander Shares 'Folklore' Celebrating Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes



The social media parable starts off with . . .

"I heard a story recently that highlights what’s special about #ChiefsKingdom . . ."

Sorry to be a cynic but . . .

SADLY THIS BIT OF KANSAS CITY VIRTUE SIGNALING PRETTY MUCH DOOMS PATRICK MAHOMES TO PAYING FOR EVERYBODY'S DINNER WHENEVER HE GOES OUT!!!



Maybe that's not a big deal for a guy who is about to get a $200-MILLION contract . . . But still, this story is every bit as fake as the QB's made up love for ketchup in order to start getting low grade endorsement deals . . .

Check the tall tale . . .



UPDATE: No, Patrick Mahomes did not buy an entire restaurant’s meals just because no one asked him for an autograph

You decide . . .

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe it. I believe EVERYTHING that's on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Jace. You are a little late.
I heard that folklore about 6 months ago.
However, I must agree with 10:39.
If it is on the Internet, it must be true.

By the way, Jace. Got any more hot pics of you working out? Maybe in just a G-sting this time.

Anonymous said...

Yes and when is the last time an awesome local politician picked up everyone's tab?

Anonymous said...

Who would ever has guessed that somehow Jason Pander could figure out a way to make the Super Bowl and the Chiefs all about himself?
Please go away and work on recovering from your PTSD.
Or better yet, just GO AWAY!

Anonymous said...

Honestly who really cares. Classic example why so many so call professional ball players are broke two years after they quit playing. I say the story is fake myself but as I said who really gives a flying fuck. I have seen local residents around celebrity types and no they do not leave them alone ever. There' always one or two low lifes that bother them and then everyone else wants in on the excitement.

Anonymous said...

And yet they don't. I was at a resort once. Dudley Moore and Susan Anton were also guests. No one bothered them. No one.

Anonymous said...

Fake soldier still trying to draw the attention to himself. Pander somewhere else. Go take credit where a veteran’s group is doing some good for former vets.

Anonymous said...

^^^ And you served in which branch? And your MOS was?

Anonymous said...

He served at McDonald's until he couldn't remember the lines, "Do you want fries with that?"

Anonymous said...

For this story to be true it would assume that every single diner in the restaurant had already been served and had a dinner tab, and we know that's not true. Many had probably already ordered, had dinner and paid or many were still looking at the menu.

Anonymous said...

Remind me again why I care about anything Kander has to say?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Or remind us why anyone cares what you have to say?

Anonymous said...

^^^Speak for yourself jack off.

Anonymous said...

^^He speaks for me too. Sorry, not sorry. Who cares what you think?

Anonymous said...

Pander overcoming his horrific PTSD --still has nightmares about the day the A/C went out in his office..and how he got all sweaty..

the horror..the horror!

Anonymous said...

Jason and Diana are working on a plan to stay together, but each come out of the closet, sometime in 2020.

The timing hinges on whether it appears President Trump will be reelected in November. All the Democrats are pro-LGBT agenda, and the Panders are chomping at the bit to officially join the bandwagon as future candidates.

Anonymous said...

"Yes and when is the last time an awesome local politician picked up everyone's tab?" You mean with their own money?

Anonymous said...

My friends in Los Angeles talk about Hollywood celebrities being in their restaurants all the time. But it is understood that you never bother them. Ever. They all know that's the rule.