Tuesday, February 18, 2020
HOBO HALEY COACHING HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL: IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FOR KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!
Right now we share just a bit of inspiration to help "has-been" and "never-was" readers cope with their quiet lives of desperation and feel better about Kansas City mediocrity dutifully enforced by local meanines and the mainstream media.
Real talk . . . The first line is too cynical and we refer our readers to a German philosopher who once said "Sei Sein Eigener Held" which roughly translates to "be your own hero."
But I digress . . . Here's the point:
FORMER KANSAS CITY CHIEFS COACH HOBO HALEY NOW WORKS IN THE HIGH SCHOOL RANKS & THIS FORESHADOWS TOUGH TIMES FOR THE CURRENT SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM!!!
Don't think so . . .
Let's not forget that HOBO HALEY was a wunderkind of sorts and one of the youngest head coaches in the NFL at the time. Moreover, many of the same people who celebrated the Chiefs Super Bowl victory thought that Haley would also begin a local dynasty.
Given that FOOTBALL IS NOW ABOUT AS FAKE AS PRO-WRESTLING, it might not really matter. In fact, more skeptical souls should be emboldened by a simple fact of life: NOBODY STAYS ON TOP FOREVER.
Again, we reference this not to be a creep but maybe so that QB Patrick Mahomes will stop wasting his cash on sneakers given that every penny counts.
UST: Former Chiefs coach Todd Haley hired as high school offensive coordinator in Florida
Yard Barker: Todd Haley to coach at Florida high school
You decide . . .