Friday, January 31, 2020

TKC MUST READ!!! KANSAS CITY POLICE ISSUE RED FRIDAY FINAL WARNING AMID SUPER BOWL VIOLENCE & RIOT THREAT!!!



This blog is all about being forthright and so it's important to admit that even this humble blog has been entertaining thoughts of knocking over a few choice locations whilst the po-po are busy with crowd control during Super Bowl festivities. Fortunately, we thought better of it given that we're dedicated to flying the straight and narrow path MOREOVER fitting a big screen TV aboard a scooter is a tough proposition.

Even Mayor Q has been confronted about Super Bowl public safety questions:

Will KC mayor burn a couch if Chiefs win Super Bowl?: 'That'll be bad. I won't do that!'

And so . . .

EVERY AMERICAN CITY CONFRONTS RIOTING THREATS AFTER SUPER BOWL VICTORY AND POLICE HOPE TO GET AHEAD OF THE CELEBRATION!!!

The cowtown team is favored to win and right now the top cop is playing nice with locals before things get a bit rougher on local streets. Here's both a word of caution and assurance from KCPD on Super Bowl hype as this town shuts down until Monday afternoon . . .

KCPD CHIEF: We're ready to help you enjoy watching the Chiefs in the Super Bowl

We’re experiencing an incredible moment here in Kansas City, and your police department has been working hard to ensure everyone can have a great time watching the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIV.

KCPD will be fully staffed citywide on Sunday evening, and we’re bringing in an additional 100 officers from units such as Tactical Enforcement and Traffic Enforcement. These additional officers will keep an eye on the city’s entertainment districts, but their assignment is to remain fluid and assist wherever needed.

Speaking of entertainment districts, all of them have shared their security plans with us, which include off-duty KCPD officers who will be assisting with security in those areas. Additional dispatch staff have been assigned specifically to handle calls related to game celebrations.

We’ve made extensive preparations to facilitate people having fun on this historic day for our city. Officers are ready for celebratory honking, yelling, high fives and more. We all have seen things go wrong in other cities that were supposed to be celebrating a championship, and no one wants that here, especially not celebratory gunfire. If you see something that looks like it’s starting to get out of control, please call us so it doesn’t grow into something really bad.

If the Chiefs win, more information about forthcoming celebrations will be posted early next week. In the meantime, we’re looking forward to helping everyone enjoy the game in the home of the Chiefs: Kansas City, Missouri.
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36 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think the warning about celebratory gunfire is more salient. After the championship game you could hear it all over the city. Some of it was fireworks but a great deal was just idiots and their guns.

A damn shame. Our city should do better.

Anonymous said...

We should do better but we don't.

There are places much more dangerous than Westport or the P&L district or even the Plaza. Police can't be everywhere at once. It's amateur night again.

Izzy said...

^^^^^
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Then please stay home and hide under your mattress, never go out again and hide until you think it's safe. Keep your phone underneath there and maybe we'll call to check on you. Loser.

Typcial KC Scumbag said...

Gonna get some great shopping done. Won't rob with a weapon but going to steal a bunch of stuff. Thank you Clark Hunt!

Anonymous said...

Lucas won't be in town so he won't care what gets trashed.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the offer but I'm not into football and all the super bowl crap.

A$$ is A$$$ said...

^^^ Nobody offered you sh*t wildman. Please go hide away again. The dating site are jumping, give'em a try and live your best life.

The real super bowl advice is go get a box of rubbers and get ready for a wild ride.

Anonymous said...

so let's get this straight, the KCPD hasn't done much to control the murders or solve crime in the past year but now they expect everyone to be on their best behavior for the biggest party of the last 50 years.

Good luck.

Hope their plan is better than this

Sincerely,

Garnish

Anonymous said...

Thugs are always out there, they don't really need an excuse.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ +2020

Anonymous said...

Actually, the hood is a lot safer than some of those trailer courts where they live and die based on the Chiefs.

But this is KC after all, the real scumbags still root for Denver

Martin said...

Kansas City can't have anything nice and there might be trouble but if you know anything about the current police chief the thugs should understand that he's very police and courteous until it's time to play rough. And then he gets serious real fast! Just sayin that I wouldn't ever want to be on his bad side.

Anonymous said...

FIRST the Chiefs have to win you dingbats. If they blow it the whole city is just going to continue to skulk along in the same football depression we've been in for the paste 50 years.

Anonymous said...

Izzy's right! There's no crime in town you pussies!

Anonymous said...

Actually, no, the ghetto is a war zone.

Anonymous said...

That's right geezers. It's gonna be total mayhem. Better stock up on pudding, cream of wheat, diapers and prune juice and make sure your deadbolts on your doors are secured.

And if the chiefs win and nothing bad occurs, don't forget to keep complaining.

Anonymous said...

5:58 their plan is to hope they don’t have to do anything so they can mooch free food and drink all day as usual, the only reason they show up is for the free shit they get because they’re cops, they don’t actually work for kc because they work for the state and they only do what they tell them to do not us.

You guys got suckered because they take the most out of the cities operating budget and you get nothing in return, and they treat you like dirt too, you people are stupid.

Anonymous said...

Also, have you evar needed the cops and they tell you it could be four hours before they can show up but the minute there’s a murder 30 cops come sirens blaring (for a dead guy no less) and they’ll sit there for six hours doing nothing. The person is dead so why the big rush to get there and why do 30 cops need to sit around a crime scene?

Anonymous said...

^^^^Then quit calling the cops because Bob Evans fucked up your order! That’s not an emergency geezer!! Jesus Christ!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Officers are ready for celebratory honking, yelling, high fives and more."


Despite the fact they will be so outnumbered that if a riot breaks out they'll have to stand there and watch.

Anonymous said...

7:41 awwww chimpy, the weather is gonna warm up this weekend so you might have some visitors to impress with your poo flinging abilities!

Anonymous said...

6:37 PM Good advice Gramps. Your the expert on all this stuff.

Anonymous said...

7:41 just because you’re depressed and suicidal doesn’t mean you have to take it out on normal people, jeez man, take your meds and get a grip.

Anonymous said...

Will Alonzo fly his drone and scare all the bad propel away?
Did Baloonzo register his drone?
Will Galonzo tell us his FAA number he has on his drone so if he loses it we can give it back to him?
Can’t wait for Pardonzo to fly his drone and help the police like he has in the past.
Inner the police chief would hire Moronzo to fly police drones and captured all the killers.
Go Jerkonzo go! Let’s put the bad guys away!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ will you be sitting along watching the game by yourself and crying for reasons you really don't understand?

Probably.

Sorry about that, cheer up and worry about your own shitty life not the people you see on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

No one should be shooting off guns! Just celebrate by shoving a cucumber into your anus as usual! Also since I live nowhere near Kansas City, my opinion must be worshipped as gospel!

Rc said...

^^^^^^^^^ FINALLY! We get some good super bowl suggestions AND recipes around here!

Anonymous said...

Fire Department sucks more money out of the general fund than KCPD. AND when they get pissed off they sick out, trash their own equipment, and set fires.

Anonymous said...

^^^^You mean like the did in the 70"s

Anonymous said...

They did it in the 90s, too.

Anonymous said...

Well it"s stolen land anyway so WTF it's a tradition. Fall off your self righteous high horse whenever ready. Preferably on your head.

Anonymous said...

10:36 you got that backwards, kcpd has the biggest budget, it alone is about 40% of the entire general fund, kcfd has the second biggest budget, there, fix it for you.

Anonymous said...

Police are teases that play too hard to get.

Anonymous said...

I mean really, how big of a hypocrite do you think i am.

Anonymous said...

my new hobby is going to be harass motorcyclists at fried chicken restaurants.

Anonymous said...

The same people rioting after a Chiefs win are the same ones who rioted in '15 when they Royals won the Pennant, oh wait...