Wednesday, January 08, 2020
TKC CALMLY SEYZ: DON'T WORRY KAREN!!! KANSAS CITY JUST TESTING SIRENS!!!
Because we know how jumpy all of the "Karens" who commute to our lovely urban core can be . . .
TKC JUST WANTS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE SIRENS BLARING RIGHT NOW ARE JUST A TEST!!!
City Hall just sent another poorly timed e-mail out confirming as much:
And yeah, those draft notices are fake too but don't tell the youngsters, it might help improve their grades:
U.S. Army warns of fake texts informing people they have been selected for military draft
As always, there will be more to worry about in the future but right now faking work until lunch is the major concern.
Developing . . .