Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Show-Me Ineffective But Brilliant Snark Against Missouri Senator Hawley

Wonkette has long been one of our faves and in this post she SKEWERS MISSOURI SENATOR HAWLEY FOR HIS TRUMP SUPPORT IN HILARIOUS FASHION.

For TKC, the laugh out loud line was a listing of his party affiliation as (R-Gilead). The literary reference is too good to not evoke a laugh from the very few people who aren't completely overcome by partisan hackery.

Yeah, it's a political screed but it's entertaining and that's all we can really ask amid the bland leading the bland during 2020 election season:

How Sh*t-Scared Are Senate Republicans Right Now? This Sh*t-Scared.

The Senate's impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump is set to begin tomorrow afternoon, and oh boy, are Republicans losing their shit. How scared are they? Well, they are gallivanting around right now making the case that the Senate rules on impeachment should include an emergency shutdown mechanism, a "kill switch," a fire alarm Trump's lawyers can pull if things are going really really really poorly for Donald Trump.

23 comments:

locomotivebreath1901 said...

Pro tip: television agitprop isn't 'literary reference.'

Anonymous said...

^^^ The Handmaids Tale was a bestselling world renowned novel before it was a TV show you dumb-ass philistine. Please go to a library!

chuck said...

At this point in time, ANYONE who pretends that Adam Schiff is a reliable, go-to reference for anything that comes within a light year of the truth, is Hale Bop Crazy.

Three years of lies, right into the camera. Schiff promising again and again and again that there was categorical evidence of "Russian Collusion" based on a dossier that behind the scenes, in the board rooms of the Main Stream Media, the FBI, the CIA, the State Department, all knew, was a soup to fuckin nuts lie and "Wonkette" wants us all to jump right back into the blinkered, myopic, Progressive purdah where we all get information through the veils of manufactured vacuity.

No thanks.

Anonymous said...

^^^ is that your favorite gay book or something, you seem to know way to much about handjobs

Anonymous said...

10:20 meant for 10:14

Anonymous said...

^^Why aren't you at work? You lazy bastard!

Anonymous said...

^^How come you're not?

Anonymous said...


Demosleazeballs are shit-scared this scam will blow up in their faces..resulting in Trump 2020 and Repubs controlling both House and Senate.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet they're not at all. Weird.

Oswald said...

Chuck, didn't Schiff say repeatedly that he absolute evidence of collusion? Why didn't he produce it?

Anonymous said...

^^^^Quit distracting chuck from making the biscuits asshole! Why aren't you at work???

Anonymous said...


The democrats are the ones who are scared why do you think this impeachment hearing going on???? Trump rained on their parade and exposed corruption and the democrats have been busted, they can't keep you in bondage the way they did before. It's just too bad democrat citizens can't see that. Some even still think they are for the working man. How sad is that?

Anonymous said...

OK Boomer. Who are you trying to convince? Die please.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Really needing his negative attention today. Awww ;)

Anonymous said...

^Thanks for rewarding him with it dumb ass!

Anonymous said...

And yet none of us Chimpies gives a shit. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ upvoting Chuck

Anonymous said...

Oh right as if Dump and McConnel don't vomit lies and evasions and racist dog whistles every single time the open their shitholes.

Anonymous said...

It here is no gay sex in it so nothing for you to fear. And Tony said don't be a partisan hack so maybe try to expand beyond your intentional right wing ignorance bubble?

Anonymous said...

Dumbfuck, Tony explained that Repugnants are scared. Why can't you address the issue at hand, shaking too much?

locomotivebreath1901 said...

Predictable horse crap retort. We all know that bitter neck mess sinead oconnor feminazis whose faces were attack by tackle box full of fishing lures read that schlock.

The masses only got a burka-loving diaper load of the storyline when it was produced for television, you dumb-ass fact denier.

Please read a nielsen report!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ It was still a book before it was a TV show and you were butt hurt about your error all day. Weird.

Anonymous said...

What a relief after years of air-Claire.