Tuesday, January 28, 2020

ROCK CHALK QUARANTINE!!! CORONAVIRUS FEARED IN LAWRENCE, KANSAS & PATIENT PLACED IN ISOLATION!!!



Today's reminder that it's a round world . . . Afternoon not-so-scary report that is being met with calm by local healthcare officials:

KSHB: Lawrence hospital quarantines possible coronavirus patient

Deets:

"An unidentified patient, who had recently traveled to Wuhan, arrived Monday at LMH Health with symptoms of a respiratory illness.The patient has been placed “in isolation in a room specially designed for infection prevention” awaiting test results to determine if it is, in fact, coronavirus.U.S. health officials have asked citizens to avoid all nonessential travel to China for the time being.“As in all cases like this, LMH Health works closely with the Lawrence-Douglas County Health Department to ensure we are appropriately prepared,” LMH Health President and CEO Russ Johnson said in a letter from the department."

Developing . . .

27 comments:

Shannon Christian and Christopher Newsome said...

Those "benefits of diversity and inclusion" just keep on coming !

Everyone said...

This is very true. Please live in a trailer and never leave. Never ever. It's just not safe out there. Never go outside. We'll try to get along without you.

Anonymous said...

It does bring an interesting question. If we had to isolate ourselves until a cure is found how would we with a porous border?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ That only works in science fiction movies. There is no history of anybody waiting out a virus like that. When you come out, you catch it anyway. Please stop watching so much TV.

Anonymous said...

Aw DAMMIT, why can’t this happen at Mizzou or UMKC and kill a bunch of those d-baggy students we don’t like?

Better yet, maybe it will kill off every Chiefs fanboy on Earth then we can stop with all of the Super Bowl hype?

This is all Sly’s fault and Mayor Q needs to be impeached for letting this virus get
Within 30 miles of KC.

MoDOT and their traffic light person Turner must be part of a Mizzou conspiracy to commit genocide by allowing this virus to drive on MoDOT highways, right?

Bryon Funkhouser probably created this virus.

Maybe it will kill off all of the downtown gays, and not infect any kick-ass TKC bloggers because it knows they are too awesome to get a virus.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT TKC TROLLS?

Anonymous said...

Triggered Bro? Forget to take meds?

Anonymous said...

@5:36 - You need to step away from this blog if it triggers you that much. Looks like you're reading this waaaay too much.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't Trump protecting the borders and stopping those carrying the virus from entering the country?

He is allowing the deadly epidemic to come here with his inaction. He has time for rallies but won't do his job and take action to protect Americans.

Anonymous said...

^^^ you’re an idiot

Anonymous said...

5:36 you’re right about one thing, bLIEron is the most disgusting disease on the face of the earth! Hey bLIEron! it’s time to change your depends, you stink! Lol!

Anonymous said...

Will wealthy Chinese globe trotters be permitted into the Super Bowl?

Anonymous said...

People like Byron never catch crap like this virus. Besides if he did catch it he would linger on for months draining the Medicare fund.

Anonymous said...

Actually isolation can work. During the Spanish flu epidemic, the City of Gunderson Colo imposed a ban against anyone entering the City and even the train was not allowed to stop. It worked.

Anonymous said...

The SUPERBOWL would be a great place for the shit to spread nation wide. Don't sit by an Asian while cheering on the Chiefs.

Anonymous said...

Except that it is actually what was done in history many times; nobles shut themselves in to avoid plagues.

Read a book.

Anonymous said...

6:52 sounds like a winner to me those idiots paid huge buck to catch a virus to die by. That will teach those assholes a lesson.

Anonymous said...

But but but where will Q hang out at now?

Anonymous said...

Trump is failing at his most basic job to keep Americans safe.

He declared an emergency at the Mexican border for a caravan but is doing nothing about a deadly virus from China.

Anonymous said...

We are all going to get it.

With such a long incubation period (up to 2 weeks before symptoms) there is no way to contain it.

Isolation/ quarantine only works when the sick show symptoms at about the same time as they are contagious.

God help us.

Anonymous said...

If there is one more case in the U.S., a full travel ban will be instituted. This common sense move should have been done long ago!

Anonymous said...

In a town where Butt love Hiv is spread openly. Why would the leftist of Ku care about this ?

Anonymous said...

So Kung Flu's struck Lawrence? Couldn't happen to a more deserving place, hope it wipes out the entire town.

Anonymous said...

Keep laughing it up. It's spreading everywhere. Even the rural shithole areas, since nobody is trying to quarantine it.

WTF said...

"Today's reminder that it's a round world"

Yeah it sure is! The world is indeed round. Why I'd almost forgotten and needed to be reminded that the world...is...round.


...whatever

Anonymous said...

5:25 - I live in a trailer, My Living space was payed off 3 years ago when I bought it 2 years ago, - I bet you rent and suck your landlords cock which is why you feel the need to judge people who are smarter than you. I can afford to live and enjoy life more than most because I keep my living cost 50% less than most, Ya so you have a place at 2 light that you cant afford, its a great way to make people think you have something when actually you struggle like a bum on the street to keep that lie moving forward, but if it works for you keep doing what you do, LIFE IS SHORT, and people who live smart take the heat because all of you spoiled people think you have a right to judge others.

Anonymous said...

Actually , this disease / infection is spread out by touch , sneezing , door knobs , ATM card buttons , human contact . One cace will contaminated 2 , thence 4 , then 16 , then 64 , and 238 , then Many thousands ...

Anonymous said...

Dems won't let Trump contain the border with the inclusive progressive House reps.