Maybe the best missive regarding local fandom that we've read so far this year. Guiding principle: "It’s important to be prepared and do your job. But never forget to have fun!"
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An open letter to the Kansas City Chiefs ahead of the playoffs
Dear Patty, Trav, Tyrann, Hitch, Dustin and Harrison, I know your teammates have chosen you as captains for the postseason, so I trust you to be sure they all get this message. I'm an old man - more than twice as old as any of you.
Dear knuckle draggers and neanderthals,
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^^^Thanks you silly faggot, we will. Make sure your wife knows what time to come over tomorrow cuck.
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ReplyDeleteFanboys you know the code. Why are you at 11:12 always talking about cock sucking?
ReplyDelete^^^Because your wife keeps bothering me at all hours trying to suck my cock. Maybe if you weren’t such a cuck, you could satisfy here yourself, but no, you’re here.
ReplyDelete11:12..... you make the rest of us cockcuckera look bad! Chill!
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