Sunday, January 05, 2020

Kansas City Contemplates United Methodist Church Division Over LGBT Marriage

A faith community consideration . . .

Kansas City Methodist Ministers Predict Minimal Impact From Split Over LGBTQ Inclusion

As always, locals doubt predictions from their clerics and patiently wait for more deets . . .

People react now that Methodist Church may split over LGBTQ divide

PRAIRIE VILLAGE, KS (KCTV) -- Many members of the United Methodist Church gathered at a Topeka church to express their opposition to views held by their church nationally. It came after a recent proposal by the church to split the denomination.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looky there, they used common sense and split the church, imagine that, no butt hurt feelings and people screaming off with their heads. Must’ve caught the queers off guard!

Anonymous said...

I like this move a lot. I have been attending COR regularly for about 4 years now because the place is full of hot women. I have fucked several of them. It will get even easier now that almost all of the men there are homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

God works in mysterious ways.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ So does @6:55's imagination!

Anonymous said...

Ha^^^^^

Anonymous said...

It’s Sunday and time for spiritual inspiration. Time for some church, so I am going to Church’s Fried Chicken. Never seen a faggot there, ever. I have a bag of nice weed and some beer and whiskey to enjoy while watching football. Life is good!

Anonymous said...

6:55. I have seen you lurking around there. You have tried but haven't fucked any of them. Security knows you masturbate in the bathroom...its just a matter of time until they collect enough evidence to turn you in.

Anonymous said...

Anything to divide and conquer the masses and keep them fighting against each other is fine with the elites.

Anonymous said...

Does it mean that Safe Sanctuary is out the window at those churches that allow lgbtq members to attend?

Anonymous said...

6:55: What COR are you talking about? The COR I've attended a few times has little of interest for either gender or any preference as far as I can tell.

Anonymous said...

The Fagodist church LGBT has it's own religion now ! How about forming a political party, the Fagocraps ?


Anonymous said...

^^^^And yet nearly all gays know when to us "its" and when to use "it's." Weird.

Anonymous said...

literate fags.

Anonymous said...

What does "us "its" mean, Mr. Grammer Hammer?

Anonymous said...

^^^Good point.

Anonymous said...

7:27, FTW! Lol

Anonymous said...

I guess the church will skip the section of the bible that teaches about soddom and gammorea. maybe cut that page out of the bible? reinvent the word of god to fit their own desires, taste and lifestyle? Did they get God's permission to do that? I am not saying we should hate people. But we should hate the sin that eventually destroys them. What pages will churches tear from the bible and trashcan next? The Bible is God speaking directly to humanity. Trash canning it will have ramifications

Byron Funkhouser said...

"The Bible is God speaking directly to humanity."

Bullshit!

Harold Eugene Johnson said...

It is past time for a split. Most may love the LGBTQ community, but I don't, so a church division would allow worship, as G-d intended.

Anonymous said...

^^^ well, you sure are not speaking to humanity you silly bigot.

Anonymous said...

Well God did turn Lot's wife, a regular heterosexual woman, with 3 daughters, into a pillar of salt. As an example of what happens when people that were given God's truth, ignore it and turn their back to him, and face the evil so that can tolerate it. Punishment is never in this lifetime on earth. it starts the second your heart stops beating. I would hate to be in this church's shoes -all of them will face judgement as this should have never happened. Only child murder (after birth) is now looked down on by this church. Everything else is a GO!