Kansas City 2020 Right Wing Goals

Great writing and wonderful snark from a favorite from the TKC Comments . . . Here's Chuck sharing a not-quite-Conservative but certainly entertaining missive on how the local-right-wing can live their best life in the new year.

Chuck: People to watch and things to do in 2020

1) Go to more parties with Hunter Biden. Sure, his father, family and political party is the manifestation/personification of the horrors of a Cloward Piven nightmare, but Jesus, can the man party or what? This guy owns his game on a John Belushi level.


When a friendly reporter asked him a softball question about getting dirty money from a corrupt foreign oil company by way of his father's name, he owned it! A Bacchanalian opsimath (The MAN is 49!) who just keeps getting better, his latest foray into the headlines (A classic if there ever was one.), a paternity suit with a stripper, while his current wife is pregnant. This is after he dated his dead brother's wife before he died. Dude would f*ck a bush if he thought there was a snake in there.

Party favors? You betcha!!! The man got tossed from Annapolis for smoking crack cocaine. We are in Marion Berry territory here people. Again, the man owns his ignominy and wears it like a badge. He left de classe decades ago and that is exactly why we want to PARTY WITH HUNTER BIDEN!!!

2) Date as many as possible girls (Now, grown women.) who were abused by Jeffery Epstein and Harvey Weinstein. First of all, they are all gonna be as rich as Croesus. Second, you can bring you "C" game and score big! Sure, you don't have a steady job, you spend most of your time in bars on the Plaza (Only during Happy Hour.) and your driving around on a "run flat" tire that will not inflate with a make believe paper 'license' in the rear window, but, and here is the good news, you're not a violent rapist! The list of Sports /Hollywood/Politically connected shit-heels who over the last year, have been exposed as pervs is legion. Chicks have just got to think, in 2020, that it's time to scratch off pro athletes in general, especially NFL women beaters, rich Hollywood moguls, "Client 9" politicians and the smarmy, SJW's who supported them. That's right!!!! Middle aged white boys are BACK!!!! So it's time to bust out your Sergio Valente jeans, a black Members Only windbreaker, invest in a 17% Interest, Subprime Credit Card and roll the dice whitey!! See ya on First Friday!

3) Start a new business that makes sense for your lifestyle.

Example. The Bird Box Gym. No way you're gonna actually join a gym and drop that 25 lbs. But, imagine the benefits of owning your own gym, with a hook!?!? At The Bird Box Gym, all customers will have to wear a blindfold so no one can tell if you are actually losing weight, or if anyone else is losing weight. Chicks will "Flock" to the Bird Box. True, your liability insurance will be a little high. Spotters for the bench press might or might not be able to help your customers with those reps and they could drop it on your neck when you get winded, but, hey, you won't see it coming. In fact, no one will see anything coming except you, because you own the gym. At your leisure, every day, after counting the cash, you can survey the talent and lie about how well everyone is doing. Who is gonna tell you any different?!?!? They are blind! While you are telling Jennifer that her quads are really coming along, you can stare at her breasts with impunity. No more, "Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!" shit, you are the one eyed king in the land of the blind.

4) Get to know Jesse Smollett and Adam Schiff. These two guys are JEDI Knights no doubt and you need to know how they do it. Back in the day, it was, "These are not the droids you are looking for". The Stormtrooper would repeat - "These are not the droids we are looking for." and walk away.

Jedi Jesse and Jedi Adam have taken Jedi mind tricks to the level of societal psychosis. They can look into a camera, tell Americans and the American media anything, and I mean ANYTHING and the "experts" nod their heads and agree. Think of what you could accomplish with just a little help from these two Jedi Knights. Walking thru the door at 4AM with lipstick on your torn shirt, smelling like a tuna sammy after late from a night out with the boys that found you in bed with some homewreaking-slide-sloot-whore? No problem. Your friends with Adam and Jesse. You have learned grasshopper. "Honey, go to bed, I am not the cheating, man-whore piece of shit you think I am".

It's gonna be a great new year, filled with great new friends and great new ideas.

You're welcome! See ya at the gym!
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