IS KANSAS CITY MAYOR QUINTON LUCAS PREPARED FOR EPIC ICE & SNOWSTORM PREDICTED BY FRANKIE MACDONALD?!?



Kansas City weather worries have grown increasingly dire and now we have the DEFINITIVE VOICE IN AMERICAN METEOROLOGY sharing his forecast.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY CONFRONTS AN EPIC ROUND OF RAIN, ICE AND SNOW PREDICTED BY FRANKIE MACDONALD!!! ARE WE READY?!?

First, a look at lesser warnings:

KMBC: Winter storm warning issued, snow and ice to bring a mess to KC

KCTV5: Cities decide whether to pre-treat, and utility companies get ready for the winter storm

Fox4: Streets throughout the metro will be potentially hazardous and local drivers may need a crash course in handling snow and ice.

And now the foremost authority on forecasts across North America who holds and IMPRESSIVE record for accuracy . . . Weatherman Frankie McDonald offers the very best, definitive forecast.:




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Comments

  1. Of course KC's not ready.

    The last snow took about a week to melt in 40 degree weather. This time around, the ice is the worst part. KC hasn't really handled a snow storm decently since the 80s.

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    1. ^^^^

      Snow cleanup isn't great but that's far too critical. Usually the main roads are cleaned up within 6 hours. I'll admit the side streets are another story. But if you can make it to a busy street, it's usually okay to drive.

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    2. Guess I'd move if I didn't like it here so much and all I had to do all day was complain.

      Yep.

      Pretty much.

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  2. KC has it's struggles and people need to just drive slower.

    But this is what I know for sure.

    Absolutely nobody is going to try to get around KC on a bike. So I guess we don't need those stupid bike lanes as much as they tell us.

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  3. Mr. Mizzou Genius1/10/20, 10:42 AM

    Well dumbasses, if you don't think enough effort is being given to keeping the streets and highways clear during snow, MoDOT, KDOT and lots of cities around are always hiring seasonal help for winter weather operations. You just have to get your Class B CDL and pass a drug test (the latter probably being impossible for most TKC readers).

    Then you could get out there and "show everyone how it should be done", since you assholes are such fucking geniuses about how other people should live their lives.

    But it's way too easy to be a total asshole armchair QB anonymously on a blog; much easier than working.

    And yes, I am on-call waiting for my shift to go plow and salt.

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  4. 10:42, why dont you just shut your faggot mouth and get the fuck out there already? Roads will be total shit if you dont pretreat. Remember bitch, you work for us. Less talkie, more workie.

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    1. Yeah, pretreat when it's raining. Real bright idea, Einstein.

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  5. Question: My wife and I moved to KC a month ago for a job. We are searching for houses to buy.

    Where should I move to be around mostly white people but without the snootiness or snobbiness? We want to spend $275,000 - 350,000.

    Is Platte County white, laid-back? Or is Johnson County better? We have no kids but will in a few years.

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  6. ^^Johnson Co. used to be decent, but more coloreds are lazying along the sidewalks every day. Even way out south.
    Better pick Platte County.
    And stay the fuck away from Gladstone. It has turned into a shithole.

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  7. ^^thanks Grampy, but have you really ever ventured out of your rented trailer? I mean, How can I trust the words of someone who posts on here all day? Maybe I'll check on a better blog.

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    1. Oh Chimpy. You aren't going to venture anywhere except the ape enclosure!

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  8. Ground to Earth temperatures rule here.
    Applied to a specific theorem of inversion temperatures- the recent 60 degree weather (ground was 63.6) will offset conditions.
    In plain English this means snow will melt despite temperatures
    Only 2-3 inches in most places after snow end.
    Meteorologists should try studying Meteors.

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  9. Stay away from Gladstone? We were looking at Lenexa or Shawnee. Looks white, quiet and calm.

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  10. The Best weatherman in the country.

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  11. 11:18 Keep in mind the past 8 years of Slie James produced a City (Shitty) Designed By Clowns, Who were and Are still Supervised By Monkeys.

    Good luck

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  12. Take your Prozac Frankie.

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  13. Quinton and KCMO will not be ready for the Ice and snow storm. The city needs to get off their ass and get the Paseo signs back up.

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  14. ^^and you need to get off yours and go outside once and a while you pathetic loser!

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  15. ^^^No shit. "Hey, let's throw some pre-treat on this road and watch the rain wash it all away". "Cool, cool, cool, I'll get right on it".

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    1. Hey, idiot. Pretreating in the rain is about par for the course for you fuckin govt idiot monkeys. Probably more useful than what you normally do throughout your day. We dont pay you to just sit on the shitter all day.

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  16. The roads are already flooded. they failed before the ice and snow.

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  17. Frankie is a million times better than any forecaster we have and he doesn’t cost a dime and he’s more accurate, Ritter on Fox4 in the morning is so bad, she will only tell you what’s going on that moment she’s on tv, pathetic really, Hell, most of the time she doesn’t even give the temp..... just awful.

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  18. @3:28-OMG! What do we do now??? All the roads flooded?!?! My God!!! Oh the horror! How many dead and wounded???? What do we do now? Come on here and cry like bitches?? O'lord, why have you forsaken us? Oh the horror!!!!

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  19. I HAVE YET TO SEE A PLOW ON MY CUL-DE-SAC, THIS CITY IS A FAILURE

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  20. Snow plow drivers have to be the dumbest, laziest shit heads in all of KC. While the literal icepocalypse is unfolding outside, they are too pussy to get up and do their jobs. Get out there and pretreat you fuck asses!

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  21. Yeah...go pretreat in the rain guys!!! See how that works. It CERTAINLY won't all wash down the sewer. Not in the rain!!!

    Good job, 4:11. What a brain.

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  22. WHY AREN'T THEY OUT PLOWING RIGHT NOW? MY STREET IS STILL WET. IT SHOULD BE DRY.

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  23. Well dumbasses, if you don't think enough effort is being given to keeping the streets and highways clear during snow, MoDOT, KDOT and lots of cities around are always hiring seasonal help for winter weather operations. You just have to get your Class B CDL and pass a drug test (the latter probably being impossible for most TKC readers).

    Then you could get out there and "show everyone how it should be done", since you assholes are such fucking geniuses about how other people should live their lives.

    But it's way too easy to be a total asshole armchair QB anonymously on a blog; much easier than working.

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    1. Listen here, faggot. I could plow more snow with my left nut than you can in an entire day. Not a soul more lazy AND worthless than a KCMO snow plow driver.. you literally dont do SHIT and get paid for it. Like a fucking welfare queen.

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  24. Was Quinton able to make it to Lawrence?

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  25. TOP PHOTO -- SATURDAY MOVIE MATINEE

    When Stanky Met Frankie!!!

    In 2020, strangers Stanky Wilson (Quinton Lucas) and Frankie MacDonald (self-portrayal) share a few beers and then a contentious snow-plow ride from Lawrence Kansas to Kansas City Missouri, during which they argue about whether Climate Change activists and skeptics can ever truly be strictly platonic friends.

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  26. He's better than Ritter and Bogowith.

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