EPIC PATRICK MAHOMES BOBBLEHEAD INSULTING TO KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FANS SEYZ TKC BLOG COMMUNITY CRITIC!!!



Promo from local news that tells us that a 7-foot-tall Patrick Mahomes bobblehead is making the rounds across the Kansas City area and drawing lines of fans. However, our blog community offers an important critique . . .

Our pal and leading Kansas City metro cultural critic Tracy Thomas Seyz: 

"We adore Patrick Mahomes. And we all are thrilled that he is the emerging superstar Obama of the NFL. But this sculpture shows him with white hands and just a lightly tanned face. I have bronzer powder darker than that!

"That's wrong on several levels, isn't it?

"The artist did a terrible job. The goatee is wrong, the face--not a good rendering at all. At least he/she/they put the football in his correct hand. Probably had to be told to do that.

Go CHIEFS!"
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You decide . . .

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  1. Well done Tracy! White face is also unacceptable. The representation was certainly subpar!

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  2. Sounds like Tracy needs to get laid. Go find something useful to bitch about. Old maid.

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    1. Exactly, calling Mahommes the Obama of the NFL and berating the artists work for a tribute says it all. #Morronsprospective.

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  3. Good God people it's a cheap little toy what could you possibly have to bitch about. It's cheesy yes but bobble-heads are. I personally think it's fitting because the NFL is cheesy.

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    1. ^^^ It's 7 feet tall.

      What is that saying? They're turning Mahomes into a white guy. Which he is not. Agree with Tracy, the depiction is horrible. Think about it.

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  4. It's a toy, Tracy. Not a work of art.
    Take 6:53s offer to get laid.
    Afterwords you can tell him that he's too dark or light, that he should shave or grow his goatee out some and that he probably has his dick in the wrong hand.

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  5. I would be insulted if I was mahomes. He's much better looking than that.

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  6. Please, bitches and faggots. Is there nothing people won’t bitch about?

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  7. Just when I think this ignorant town along with the "denizens" of this blog have reached a new low. For fuck sake the guy is half white is he not? I guess being white, or even partially, is now wrong or something to be ashamed of now. The "artist" really should have made him black as night, with huge lips and a big ol' bulge in this crotch. Might as well throw in a bucket of fried chicken and a watermelon underneath his other arm for good measure. Take the advice above- get fucked Tracy.

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  8. 7:30 bravo! Well played sir!

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  9. The bobblehead is dumb. Tracy is correct!

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  10. Tracy is right.
    And the only one with the courage to criticize Hyvee--
    certainly none of the TV stations or the STAR would dare do that--they live off of the advertising revenue.

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    1. So does Mahomes live off advertising revenue. Bet he cashes a Hy Vee check very often, so shut the fuck up.

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  11. The same is true for Tony. The only media outlet that would publish it. Certainly the Shawnee Mission Post would not...

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  12. speaking of Obama.. whiter is a good thing ..

    Michelle Obama would rub anal bleach cream on her face to lighten it ..the same cream White girls dab on their buttholes.

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  13. I like it.

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  14. It looks like Mahomes enough for a bobble head.

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  15. damn..that pic of all those Mahomes Crunch cereal -- great stuff--but waaay too much sugar ..had to quit buying that

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  16. getting fucked in KC is a waste of time,

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  17. The US has a wide array of spineless cock, KC is the headquarters.

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  18. mahomes ain't the best QB in the NFL but he sho' nuff' is the ugliest

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  19. Can you say "cultural misappropriation"?

    Who should hate Patrick Mahomes the most?

    Black women!

    Seemingly every time a heterosexual black man achieves some modicum of success in life, he starts looking for a non-black female partner. Have you noticed how the media has mainstreamed this trend over the last 10-20 years in advertising, television, music, etc.?

    Black women are being vilified by the media as undesirables.

    The black–white differences in marriage in the US are striking. In 2006, 67% of white women between ages 25 and 54 were married, while only 34% of black women were – a gap of 33 percentage points.

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    1. More black women would be married but it lowers the amount of welfare they get.

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  20. 34% of black women were married? Astounding. I thought it was be much lower, like 2%.

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  21. Newsflash, Mahomes Dad is black and his Mom is white. He has lighter skin that the average black man with two black parents.

    Give me a fucking break.

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  22. Old people. This is way everyone hates them. Nothing better to do than cry about a bobblehead. Thank goodness TKC exists. It keeps you dumb fuckers off the streets.

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  23. I've seen Mahomes in his Jockey strap. That's exactly what he looks like.

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