Wednesday, January 15, 2020

EL BRYAN JOKES THE CHOP!!!

Cutting criticism from Kansas City's best political comic artist and a glimpse the culture war over local tradition . . . Checkit:

retorts illustrated by bryan stalder

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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

The chop is a joke, needs to be CANCELLED!

Anonymous said...

^^^ they tried it, didn't work. Sorry snowflake. The fans have spoken with their hands.

Anonymous said...

Even Clark Hunt, who is a weak, pathetic cintole, knows better than to try to stop the chop.

Anonymous said...

The only thing Bryan should be chopping off is his dick and balls to complete his transition to a tranny bitchboy. Plus, he has defiled them by sticking them where they dont belong, if you know what I mean...

Anonymous said...

And Bryan's fanboy once again inserts his racist views into an otherwise interesting conversation and demonstrates he has no life. Really weird.

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:54, what part of this conversation was interesting? The part where you came to the defense of your boyfriend? Between you and Stalder, which one is top and which one is bottom?

Anonymous said...

The chop harms nobody.

Anonymous said...

Why doesnt Bryan go out and get a real job? Like mopping up the jizz from the floor of the Missie B's bathroom every Sunday morning, he would love that!

phaedras said...

Singing...

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..."

I wonder, are Greeks offended by the team from Tennessee co-opting their mythology for its name? Or are they too low in the victim hierarchy to get to whine?

Anonymous said...

Also, I would like to add that he is also a liar. He fraudulently has awarded himself the title of "Esquire" without doing anything to earn it. This is a disgusting insult to law professionals everywhere.

Anonymous said...

^^^ And Law "Professionals" are and insult to Esquires everywhere!

What Nobility do these "Law Professionals" serve? They are nothing more than a pack of shysters who stole a Title from European practice to inflate their own self-importance, and now are trying to reserve it for their exclusive usage while they distort the intent and foil the intent and purposes of our Legal System.

Anonymous said...

Just curious, 11:41. Does anyone tie you up and force you to (1) open TKC, (2) click on Bryan's cartoon, and (3) post several comments in response to the cartoons?

elbryan said...

Hey, I just wanted to check in to say that I appreciate all the racist and homophobic critics each and every week, but I wanted to answer the person who brought up the fact that I gave myself the title "Esq" when I ran for city council in 2015.

The fact is that it is a fake title applied to oneself to establish self importance, and when I was running for city council, it wasn't to actually get elected, but to draw attention to the cuff link wearing, self important lawyer, donor class that was taking a shit on the working class KC communities.

Just like my cartoons, some folks understood the joke, many more didn't. No big deal if you didn't understand the joke, but you seemed upset about it so I wanted to help you calm down.

Peace.

Anonymous said...

Hey Bryan, honest question. Why do you keep paying Tony for these posts when they are just ruined every week by the trolls here? It cant look good for you. Why do you keep them up?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Answer. Bryan's not paying anybody. Both of these broke asses don't have a nickle between them.

Bwahahahahahahhahaha!

And you overestimate the importance of online comments.