Monday, January 27, 2020

"DEAR TKC: I'M VERY AFRAID OF CATCHING THE CORONAVIRUS, IS IT OKAY TO EAT CHINESE FOOD IN KANSAS CITY???"

Probably.

There's this great place in KCK that is better than OKAY and the only thing I'll miss about The Dotte when the apocalypse happens sometime in the not too distant future.

Neverthererless, whilst I appreciate the question, TKC isn't really "about" giving advice . . . We simply share info and this link seems to indicate that staying home and enjoying Chinese takeout is almost ALWAYS the better choice . . . Checkit:

US advises citizens to reconsider travel to China after coronavirus outbreak

The United States is cautioning travelers to reconsider visiting China due to the threat from the coronavirus virus outbreak that has killed more than 80 and sickened thousands across that country and has spread globally.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

However, I'd stay out of the tug and rubs for awhile.

Anonymous said...

^^^ That's expecting far too much self-control out of TKC readers!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes!
Eat all the Chinese food you'd like, but DO NOT ride THE streetcar or any of the free buses.
Or use any of the all-gender restrooms at KCMO city hall.
Oh, and avoid the P&L District. But that's true at any time!
Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Don’t drink corona and you won’t get coronavirus! Lol!

chuck said...

This first one is for Tony.

Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?

A: Juan Chu
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Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?

A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
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Q: How do you know if an Chinese guy robbed your house?

A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little f**ker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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A Chinese guy has problems with his eyes so he goes to an eye doctor. The optometrist tests him and says "I know what the problem is you have a cateract." The Chinese guy says "I don't have cateract I have rinconcontinantal."

I'll be here all week, tip your waitress.





Anonymous said...

^^^Of course you’ll be here all work, you hav no friends, money or life. Where else would you go , and who would have you?

Anonymous said...

Lulz!

Looking forward to your next installment!

Anonymous said...

Awww chimpy, why haven’t you gone to monkey bed yet? Did the monkey keeper not sing you a sweet lullaby poor baby! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

7:42 is a no nothing troll. Fucking get a life.

Anonymous said...

The virus will come to you! China let hundreds of thousands of people who are potentially infected leave China, fly all over the world, including the USA. In 14 days the virus will show itself if they are infected. They can and are spreading it now, even if they have no symptoms. I lost 3 relatives in the 1918 flu season. And we had a small rural family to begin with. This is a bat virus, that mutated, went into a snake, picked up its dna and mutated so it could go into humans. It mutates so fast, that not much can stop it except isolation (hiding out from others that have it).

Anonymous said...

^^^Funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

It’s ok to eat Chinese food. Cats and dogs do not carry this virus. Do not eat any Chinese pussy and don’t go to any massage parlors in Joco.

Anonymous said...

Chef Annie... Tao Tao

Anonymous said...

You racist fucks crack me up! Yall gonna burn! I mean that in a good way.

Anonymous said...

^^^ true

Anonymous said...

What is the place tony? I’ve only found gross places for Chinese food. And if it is “happy food” on parallel then you are fearless. My favorite out east is mandarin House. -Radish

Anonymous said...

Sorry not really racist, just comically insensitive. But that doesn't make you a bad person (Chuck), now if you had used "Nakers" in a sentence you would be subject to torches and pitch forks.

Anonymous said...

Hey I ok with that, some of my best friends are Nakers.

Anonymous said...

What do you call a delusional racist pig who spews hate on a daily basis?

Chuck M. Lowe!

I'll be here all week, stick a cucumber up your ass.

Anonymous said...

10:25 Why you sick fuck?

Byron Funkhouser said...

The person who asked the question seems to think Chinese food comes from China.

When a new virus appears, & a quarantine is about to be put in place, why do people think they can flee? Lucky me, I escaped just in time, & two weeks from now I will kill a hundred people, & I'll still die.


Hasn't anyone read The Stand?

Or at least, seen the movie?

"Bring out your dead!"

Anonymous said...

^^^^STFU Stupid

Anonymous said...

Someday, not now, but someday a virus will kill 30% of the worlds population. If you survive the virus, you may not survive the unlawful behavior of those who are going to kill, loot, rape and destroy. Its a fact. Think about it before you bring kids into the world.

Anonymous said...

Q- Why are there not many phones in China?

A- You might Wing the Wong number.

Anonymous said...

Just don't eat any Chinese girls. ;)

Anonymous said...

^^You don't have to worry about that perv.

Anonymous said...

The flu virus (and others) are mutating 24/7 to find the perfect form to infect and kill all humans. Its just like a safecracker, sitting in front of a locked safe, spinning the conbination wheel, with nobody to bother him, trying new combinations in a orderly manner. Sooner or later he finds the right combination. Forget global warming, and carbon useage. The threat is a virus nobody can stop which circles the worlds 1,000 times till everyone has been sick with it numerous times and they die. Your body is covered in millions of germs and viral matter right now. Covered. Global warming....really????

Anonymous said...

Why isn't Trump protecting our borders and stopping those carrying the virus from entering the US?

He is ushering in a deadly epidemic with his inaction.