Wednesday, January 29, 2020

CHUPACABRA IN JACKSON COUNTY?!?!

The legendary goat-sucker operates by way of local custom and uses a gun to devour his prey . . . Checkit:

Jackson County Sheriff's Office looking for person responsible for shooting goats

JACKSON COUNTY, Mo. -- The Jackson County Sheriff's Office is looking for the suspect or suspects responsible for shooting several goats. According to the sheriff's office, on Jan. 27, six dead goats were discovered near 5609 N. Blue Valley Road in Independence next to a tree farm.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Byron eliminating witnesses?

Anonymous said...

Probably Byron. Check for evidence of anallingus and see if theres any empty starbucks cups or food stamps laying around. He must be in town from West Virginia...

Anonymous said...

Muzzzlum gang rape wanted no witnesses.

Anonymous said...


Come on folks you know who it was. Ilhan Omar was here.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer.

Anonymous said...

Muslims eat and fuck goats.

Anonymous said...

1:31 Byron has an alibi, he was busy fucking some little kid he scooped off a playground at the time.

Retro ROCKER said...

You need to make a appearance at the Comedy Club. There's a hundred good jokes on this one.Don Ricklels,would have been impressed.

Anonymous said...

OK Milli Vanilli

Anonymous said...

We need to thin the herd. And I am not talking about Goats. Go back to the main page and start with all these murderers in KCMO, the goats article enforces the- just cull some people out.

Anonymous said...

This is perfectly easy to explain.

1. Neeegroes with guns
2. Target practice (for when they switch over to shooting White folks.
3. Homey bragging rights