Saturday, December 21, 2019

SHOW-ME CROOK MASKED BY SKIVVIES!!!

Here's an article from the BBC that should help our readers feel smarter:

Has humanity reached ‘peak intelligence’?

Here's the answer to that question from rural Missouri:

Missouri man arrested for armed robbery while reportedly wearing underwear as a mask

MOBERLY, Mo. - A man has been charged after robbing a gas station while reportedly wearing underwear on his head as a mask. Randolph County prosecutors charged 26-year-old Shawn McCormick with first-degree robbery and armed criminal action, KQ2 reported. Police initially sent out a statement on Facebook asking for help identifying the robber.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

at least no visible poop stripes...

Anonymous said...

They weren’t his.

Richard Simmons said...

He is obviously a Democrate- wants something he didnt earn while wearing his boyfriends underwear in hopes no one would notice.

Anonymous said...

Byron?

Anonymous said...

Am headed to Moberly to post bail.
It might be late on Saturday night, but I need a date.

Anonymous said...

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

Hyperblogal said...

When I saw that picture , "intelligence" is not what came to mind.

Anonymous said...

9:42 - they were on the inside. He forgot to flip the underwear.

Reality Speaker said...

1:09 Wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!