Should Frustrated Kansas City Residents Consider Topeka Move For $15K?!?!

Double bonus, this will save friends buying a bus ticket AND make local life just a bit nicer given that the easily dissuaded can take their complaints somewhere else . . . Seriously consider this offer and be sure to send TKC a postcard:

Topeka offering up to $15,000 to get people to move there

TOPEKA, KS. - Looking for a fresh start in the new year? How about moving to a city that wants to give you cash to move there. Officials in Topeka, Kansas have approved a new program called Choose Topeka. It partners with employers to offer $10,000 to renters and $15,000 to those who buy a house.

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  1. Ever hear the term “you couldn’t pay me to live there”. Here is a true life example!

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  2. Nah, 15k isn't all that much

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  3. Rather live there than KCMO.

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  4. If Fred Phelps was still around, I might consider it for $50k. Fred helped keep the homosexuals from running loose like they do now.

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  5. Topeka:
    The most boring town on the planet.

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  6. I might look into it. $15k isnt really enough but... it may be safer than Kansas City.

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  7. Facts people!
    Topeka is a very violent city to live in. Last years murder rate was 11.1 per 100k. App 130k live in the city. The ratio of all residents to sex offenders in Topeka is 276 to 1.

    Violent crime rate in 2018
    Topeka: 352.9
    U.S. Average: 207.3

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  8. ^^Wow. Who cares? Go find something better to do!

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  9. ^^ like what, bitch slap you around?

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  10. I like the sex offender ratio.
    I should have no problem finding a date.

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  11. Send this to KC Tenants immediately

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