Thursday, December 19, 2019

SHOCK!!! MISSOURI CHURCH HONCHO WANTED TO PAY FOR GAY GRINDR HOOKUPS WITH ARBY'S CARD!!!

Possibly the best story to emerge from Missouri as of late . . . Your "We Have The Meats" pun is better than mine. Already the jerks at The NY Post seem to be laughing themselves to death. Checkit:

Missouri church leader tried to pay for sex on Grindr with Arby's card

He tried to lure beefcakes with "the meats." A Missouri church leader allegedly tried to pay for sex on the gay hookup app Grindr - with an Arby's card, according to a report. Using the handle "DILF," Barry Cole Poyner, 57, allegedly tried to bed hot college-aged guys by offering to pay for gas, clothes and roast beef sandwiches, police told the Kirksville Daily Express.

13 comments:

Recipe for the quintessential gay joke said...

Lol Church folk, gay people and an Arby’s gift card. ROTFLMAO

chuck said...

On the menu today, blue veined meat roll, smothered in shorts and that ain't Horsey Sauce.

EEeewwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Anonymous said...

It seems to me, and hear me out, those who rail the hardest against the gays, end up being the one's looking for illicit gay sex.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^Yup. Example, catholic priests.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- COMING FOR JESUS

When the gay church leader met the landscaper in Arby's bathroom, REUBEN was devoured, and then they split a LOADED ITALIAN for lunch!!!

Anonymous said...

On the Bight side, it isn't too often that Kirksville makes the National Media.

Anonymous said...

8:08 you left out the boy raping Muslims, don’t get me started on all the other religions that you and billy tam completely ignore

Anonymous said...

^^^Which boy is raping Muslims?

Anonymous said...

Oh,Chimpster, there's way too many muslims playing bacha bazi, just like you play hide the banana up your monkey butt. So, stop pointing your poo-flinging fingers!

Anonymous said...

Stupid Chimpy, it clearly states "Muslims", not "monkeys". Yeah, we know you're hoping to find boys who will play hide your banana with you. Sicko monkey!

Anonymous said...

Not only is this God-fearing man of the cloth a hypocrite, he's a CHEAP hypocrite.

No wonder he got turned in. Arby's indeed.

That might be something Chimpy's fanboy would go for, but not a college-age stud.

Anonymous said...

Arby's is the worst sandwiches you can get. A guy who would do it for an Arby's sandwich would do it with his vacuum cleaner.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Now be nice. You're talking about Chimpy's fanboy.