Thursday, December 26, 2019

Remembering Kansas City Christmas Past

Another holiday is in the record books but this missive from a local celeb offers hope that Christmas memories will endure long after us . . . Without question this is the best blog post of the season for people who make this time of year about family instead of gross consumerism. Checkit:

Dad's Most Random Christmas Gift To Me-um, Ever.

Did I ever tell you about the Christmas that Dad got me a Bowie knife? Like, an actual honest-to-God, Rambo-esque Bowie knife? Very shiny. Very deadly. Of course, I was dumbfounded. I was certain I had accidentally opened someone else's gift ... you know, someone who actually participates in hand-to-hand warfare.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the author was paid to write that story, his boss deserves a refund.

GKC said...

I like it. Better and more eloquent than most Christmas memories that people blather about. This one actually made sense and was coherent. A welcome changed for this blog.

Anonymous said...

Consider the fact that the author is a flaming homo and probably had his stocking stuffed by 7 meth laced queers in Santa hats,as much as I hate Dana the Danish I dread when she takes a day off and this twink fills in for her.

Anonymous said...

^^Ugh huh. 6:12AM and already bitching like thee faggot cocksucker you really are. Look, it's your fault nobody visited you for Christmas loser! You are a horrible person and everybody hates you! Please do us all a favor and end it all before you decide to bore us with idiotic shit like this again! You savvy that loser????

Anonymous said...

^^ You say Ugh an awful lot neanderthal that you are.

Anonymous said...

@7:18 FOR THE WIN! that's the spirit of Christmas still alive and well!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^Good one! Zap!

Anonymous said...

Just what the world needs another blogger

Anonymous said...

“Local celeb”? Uh huh.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Did the zookeeper leave the laptop in the ape house again? Lol

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Stop acting like you're multiple people! It's weird monkey behavior to comment on your own posts. Lol

Anonymous said...

Fanboy!!! If you're going to criticize multiple posts, you might not want to make multiple posts to do so. In other words, pot, kettle.

MDLQ said...

......Happy Festivus.........from The Rest of US!...........

Anonymous said...

Weak. So many months and this is your best reply! Lol

Just fyi, it's way more than one person. And who wouldn't be a fan of a little capering chimp! Lol

Do better.

Anonymous said...

It all boils down to the fact that Mackey is a disgusting cock sucker

Anonymous said...

5:44: I think it's more fun to let fanboy think there's just one of us!