Tuesday, December 03, 2019

Ranking 40 Best Restaurants In Kansas City

A testament to fading cowtown middle-class life and restaurant trends that have worked their way down to the Heartland so that middle-class rubes can overpay whilst still wearing their baseball cap and enjoying sorta fine-dining. Checkit:

The 40 best restaurants in Kansas City-we ate at hundreds to pick them

How we made the list: We ate the plates. Our editors visited more than two hundred and fifty Kansas City restaurants over the past year to pick the top forty. We do not announce our presence and always pay for our food. We focus on food.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Expensive is code word for overpriced and small portions!

Anonymous said...

Eat the rich.

Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah how's 435's ad revenues doing these days?

Anonymous said...

Where is Jasper's? Where is Lidia's? Le Fou Frog? J. Gilberts? Garozzo's? I seriously doubt they "ate at hundreds of them" to put together the list.

Anonymous said...

^^True Dat

Anonymous said...

@8:01AM - I seriously doubt you've eaten anywhere but Bob Evans.

Anonymous said...

^^Oh but I do and am thankful I never see your sorry ass at any of them.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you're here all day which leads us to believe you never go anywhere. Weird.

Anonymous said...

For special occasions we like Red Lobster but it’s not on this list. Weird.

Jack007 said...

So, I see a commenter mention the lack of tablecloths and she was attacked. One even used the "OK Boomer". Are these GenXers and Millenials really such cunts? I should have asked if she'd iron my shirt after I wiped my dick on her curtains.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer. Go suck some more cock. Look for chuck or super dave.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy I see the zookeeper taught you obsolete memes! Lol