Tuesday, December 24, 2019

KANSAS CITY SUFFERS RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURES AMID GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE CHRISTMAS 2019!!!



Actually, I wouldn't call it "suffering" and a white Christmas was always overrated and probably racist.

Here's the weather FACT that might contradict the feelings of deniers . . .

The forecast for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day could be record-breaking with a high Tuesday of 64 degrees and 65 degrees on Christmas Day.

And so . . .

SADLY, FOR MANY IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR AND THAT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE OF VICIOUS POLITICAL DEBATE!!! THE RISING TEMPERATURES CONTRIBUTE TO THE NOTICEABLE LACK OF KANSAS CITY HOLIDAY CHEER!!!

The bright side to all of this is that recycling soda cans probably isn't going to help.

Developing . . .

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shorts on Christmas totally normal.

Sleepy Joe said...

Get used to it. Blame President windmill.

Anonymous said...

This isn’t by far the only Christmas that’s been warm, I remember warm Christmas days pretty much every decade since the sixties although I can’t remember if we’ve had one in the last decade, freak out all you want but it’s been going on forevar.

Anonymous said...

Hotter than usual? Global warming. Colder than usual? Just weather.

Anonymous said...

69 degrees is perfect

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas TKC.

Anonymous said...

It is from all the hot air at the impeachment hearings.

Anonymous said...

Quick loot 4 trillion from taxpayers to combat a rare occasional natural occurrence.

Anonymous said...

Quick ignore science

Anonymous said...

Like the ice cores that show tremendous temperature fluctuations year over year without industrialization?

Anonymous said...

Al Gore winters like we use to have ?

Anonymous said...

But The sky is fallin

Anonymous said...

Calm down climate clowns. Gary Lezak said the record high temp is 67 set in 1922. Shit is nothing new.

Anonymous said...

Kansas was under hundreds of feet of water at one time. Change is natural. Man is but a pimple in time and has next to nothing to do with the climate.

Anonymous said...

The global warming I’m sorry climate change criminals never stop dreaming up new ways to steal our money and destroy our country we ought to give them all the firing squad and end the scam once and for all